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Getting some banter going FFS - Part II

#1
As it's Sunday I think that we should return the NAAFI to the more polite ambience akin to a Derby & Joan Club.

Anyone can play; just offer pleasantries to the previous poster ...

... after you old chap :wink:
 
#4
one thinks exbluejobs' avater is simply splendid, old horse!!
...more 'the mutts nuts', than the 'cats arrse'!


'H'...the 'frightfully pleasant' Engineer chappie
 

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DirtyBAT
#13
Are you addressing me sir, or perchance masticating upon a house brick? Because one rather tends to find that one loses ones teeth both ways up, my good man.
 
#15
Straw boaters are for the river, dear boy, now a good Panama and a stripy deck chair by the pavilion then we're getting some where.

Sherry before lunch anyone?
 
#16
stripey deck chair by the 'pavillion'???

oh i see, were on the slippery slope back to Cricket again, aren't we!

I concur with your statement about Panama's though, my good fellow, although one just simply MUST have the correct ribbon around ones hat band, anything less, is just plain uncouth, and NOT acceptable in the mess!

chin chin!
 
#17
Airfix said:
Straw boaters are for the river, dear boy, now a good Panama and a stripy deck chair by the pavilion then we're getting some where.

Sherry before lunch anyone?
I will break out my finest Cuban cigars ol bean......
 
#18
cigars of THAT magnitude require a decent fine
old Port to be dipped in, not Sherry, for God's sake man!!
whatever were you thinking?

standards, dear boy, standards!


Herrrumphhh!!!
 
#19
SgtH said:
CRICKET!!! how uncivilised, old horse!!

Was one brought up, OR dragged up?

Croquet, dear boy, now THAT's a Gentlemans persuit!
Rude of me. Apologies. I fear that I have made a grave error. After luncheon I shall be retiring to the study. Please do not disturb me ...

 

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