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getting rid of the government

jim24

LE
Book Reviewer
#1
If we are going to do a Tunisian Governmental change in this country can we please do it the weekend of the 7th of May as OI will be in London for the Cav Mem weekend, just a thought;;;;;
 
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EdMilliband4Change

Guest
#2
The British public are weak, spinless so and so's. The British public bend over and take anything dished out by our governments. We should take a leaf out of the Frenchs book. The French will riot at the drop of a hat whether it be over fuel prices, or turning their cities to a standstill regardingfarming subsidies or poor public transport.

British people are whiny bitches.
 
#5
Yes you are, aren't you?
Hate to say it, Auld-Yin, but he's got a point. In most other countries, governments that treated their people with the same level of contempt and neglect as the British would be swinging from lamp-posts while their parliament burned and their wives/daughters/"secretaries" were used as Comfort Women.

It's a sad state of affairs when the Egyptians and Libyans show more testicular fortitude than us...
 
#6
The 7th May would be ideal as it's the Army v Navy rugby match, so for this reason like the Tunisian Army ours won't be interrupting anything that weekend.
 
#7
Aint goin happen. Who or what would we have in their place.... Lets face it we're not going to replace Dave & Nick with Ed.

Remarkably Murbarak and Gaddafi might be available for the gig if we feel a dictatorship is the way to go.
 
#10
RearWords - Aint goin happen. Who or what would we have in their place.... Lets face it we're not going to replace Dave & Nick with Ed.

Have a military coup. Various units within the Army will square away the country i.e Border patrols by the Infantry, Sappers dealing with Infrastructure and RLC chefs taking over the Little Chefs and so on and so forth.

Army/Navy weekend would be good. We'll all be pissed up and get up to all sorts of drunken shannanigans. This must happen.
 
#12
You must be kidding right?

The public couldn't grow a set when the smoking ban came in. Despite us contributing about 4 times more in tax than we cost the NHS with smoking related illness, we let ourselves be forced outside in the cold to have a bine, getting bitched at by fat cunts who "don't like it blowing in my face".

Well I don't like fat people costing the earth with their eating habits, taking up two seats on the tube and generally being in my face but is there a ban on fat fucks? No.

So an uprising by the British Public? Don't make me laugh. We'd rather get shafted and just moan about it in the post office queue :)
 
#13
Most of the public were very happy with the smoking ban. And some were perhaps impressed that an otherwise useless government had "grown a set" towards the tobacco industry and even the bean counters, being willing to sacrifice money for the general good. Doesn't happen often.
 
#14
Most of the public were very happy with the smoking ban. And some were perhaps impressed that an otherwise useless government had "grown a set" towards the tobacco industry and even the bean counters, being willing to sacrifice money for the general good. Doesn't happen often.
Stopping smokers from smoking indoors doesnt cause a detriment to the tobacco industry because guess what? People will still smoke.
 
#15
Most of the population of this not so Great britain wouldn't get their fat arrses out of their threadbare comfy seats unless there was something in it for them. Why would they get rid of a goverment that provides them with such a great benefit system?
No, they'll just complain how shite the country is as they stroll down the road to sign on for another 2 weeks.
 
#16
Well, Mr Call-Me-Dave, Mr Clegover and pals have reactivated COBRA meetings. They expect mucho demos etc over the summer months. So who know what might happen if it's a long hot summer especially if the likes of Komrade Crow and pals of the RMT, the Komrades of various other affiliations, the NUS, Rent-a-Mob, etc get their Socialistic underwear in a knot.
 
#18
Yes but its nice to go out and not come home smelling like a fucking ash tray. Especially when you dont smoke.
Here we go again. So what was so wrong with letting the owners of the business decide whether their place would allow smoking or not and then putting up signs so that those who object can fuck off somewhere else?
 

TheIronDuke

ADC
Book Reviewer
#19
Possibly this ia a reason why we will never be revolting? A mass rally intent on storming Parliament and dragging the two faced lying bastards into the street, coppers have announced they are with the protesters, armed forces watching a game of gayboy football - its a goer.

Then some wanker announces they are not marching until everybody puts their fags out because they dont like smoke blowing onto them and we spend the next week arguing about it as people get bored and drift away.
 

jarrod248

LE
Gallery Guru
#20
Well, Mr Call-Me-Dave, Mr Clegover and pals have reactivated COBRA meetings. They expect mucho demos etc over the summer months. So who know what might happen if it's a long hot summer especially if the likes of Komrade Crow and pals of the RMT, the Komrades of various other affiliations, the NUS, Rent-a-Mob, etc get their Socialistic underwear in a knot.
It's UNITES new gen sec they need to watch it'll be back to basics commie style.
 

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