Getting mine in first...

#1
I saw some cunt not wearing a poppy so I knifed him and stamped on his kiddie's face.
Now I have been arrested and charged with attempted murder. Proof, were it needed, that the PSNI is nothing but a sop to republicans!

Also, this happened in the co-op, not only did they let a bloke in who was not wearing a poppy but also the rancid, taliban loving old whore who phoned the peelers when I stuck him was not wearing one either. Everyone should boycott them until their staff wear poppys and they sponsor a float or something on the 12th of July.
 
#2
I am outraged, I guess you wasn't offered discount or ushered straight to the front of the queue and showered with rose petals either, f*cking c*nts.

You deserve a medal for the shoddy treatment and the fact that you wore a poppy (or was prepared to wear a poppy had it been required when the time came). After all it's not your fault that you haven't been wearing poppies long enough to qualify.
 
#4
This just shows that care in the community just does not work.
Their is blame & you should make a claim against all that have offended you.
Take your case to Europe and your will win may thousands in compensation.

Only other question to ask.....are you on medication, because it's not working!
 

jarrod248

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#7
I saw some cunt not wearing a poppy so I knifed him and stamped on his kiddie's face.
Now I have been arrested and charged with attempted murder. Proof, were it needed, that the PSNI is nothing but a sop to republicans!

Also, this happened in the co-op, not only did they let a bloke in who was not wearing a poppy but also the rancid, taliban loving old whore who phoned the peelers when I stuck him was not wearing one either. Everyone should boycott them until their staff wear poppys and they sponsor a float or something on the 12th of July.
Glad to see you back Tropper.
 
#9
I've dug out the poppy I bought a couple of years ago and put that on - It's got the "Haig Fund" on the black bit in the middle. So I'm safe.....







It's a joke, I haven't put it on yet.......
 
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goatrutar

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#10
I feel the OP is being very restrained. You should burn the city of your choice to the ground, in case someone living there forgets to wear a poppy.

You know it makes sense.
 
#11
I've fabloned my poppies so they never wear out. Also I've canibalised an old rear light off my bike and inserted the red LED into the centre of the poppy. I can make it flash at higher frequencies depending on how angry I get.
 
#13
I pick up discarded poppies that I find throughout the year. These are then ironed back into shape and distribited to friends and family.*


*The above sentence is based upon some utter shite stated by Dinosaur_Poo / The Realbigdizzle a couple of years ago.

Personally I will not be wearing a poppy as I think the Armed forces are bell ends.
 
#14
FFS is it that time of year AGAIN? Christ on a bike let it go WW1 was shit anyway, not as good as Vietnam, they have WAY better films about it.
 
#16
The callous co-op bastard! I'm outraged.



Brentford Co-op après one of molotov's finest: that'll learn 'em.
 

Guns

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#17
I hear some TV/Media/Celb/Waster is not wearing their's so I am going to rub poo on all copies of Hello and OK magazines I can find.
 
#19
I've launched a range of golden poppies to raise funds for a new gravestone for that well-loved television personality, philanthropist and charity fundraiser Sir Jimmy Savile.
 
#20
FFS, I can't believe the gayers are selling these in the Boho Republic of Brighton. Don't they know that only hetro tigers died for this great country of ours?
 

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