Seeing the post about the Civpol , i was reminded about my experiences with the RMP , or Monkeys, as they were referred to. One pissed up friday night in Salisbury , as a few of us got on the last bus to Tidworth, i saw the MPs glaring at me at the bus station and stuck my fingers up , as you do when you're drunk As the bus went on it's way , a few miles later. i looked out of the back window and noticed a landrover behind our bus. eventually the bus stopped and we all got off, next thing we were challenged by this lot who had followed us from salisbury. You , yes you , one shouted , come here! We ignored them and carried on, next minute they pounced on us and singled me out. demanding to know my name and see my ID card. I told them my name was Donald Duck , whereupon he looked at my Id card and informed me that he was arresting me for" stating a falsehood" I was taken to our guard room and the gd comd was told to beast me because i was arrogant etc. as soon as they buggered off he said Well done off to your pit! Any similar stories out there or is it just the beer?