Getting laid while serving in army

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  1. Ok i would like to know chances of getting laid while serving .Im going infantry and being around men 24/7 with no chances of female company is daunting. And im talking when going off base at weekends and evenings.
  2. TO THE HOLE !!!!

  3. H3

    H3 LE

    Your an ugly biffer then lol ....... your chances are the same as they are today !!!!
  4. Your personality will act as a contraceptive, ya fcuking troll
  5. It depends. How are your soap handling drills?
  6. just get used to anal and oral... with a blindfold you'll never know the difference
  7. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Oh I don't know. 3PARA Mtr?????????????
  8. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Why? I thought that they were very very straight?
  9. Indeed. Jarrod's in the SAS. He'll be in and out without your knowing he's been there.
  10. To be honest the best way to get laid is to be an Army wife and live near an RAF station that has a couple of Rockapes posted there... Pretty much a guarantee you'll get laid when hubby get's detached... Unless you're completely fucking ugly... :wink:
  11. As soon as you enter a pub or club, make straight for the fat lass.
  12. Rubbish!!! Blokes give far better BJ's - I'm told ;)
  13. I have a feeling he'll be doing more receiving than giving, in which case they'll feel quite different.
  14. Its easier to get laid in a war zone than it is being in the army in britian or germany.

    Its a lot easier to cover up as well.
  15. haha fckin hell.

    you havnt got a hope in hell mate