Getting laid while serving in army

#1
Ok i would like to know chances of getting laid while serving .Im going infantry and being around men 24/7 with no chances of female company is daunting. And im talking when going off base at weekends and evenings.
 
#2
TO THE HOLE !!!!

STILTS
 
#4
Billboard said:
Ok i would like to know chances of getting laid while serving .Im going infantry and being around men 24/7 with no chances of female company is daunting.And im talking when going off base at weekends and evenings.
Your personality will act as a contraceptive, ya fcuking troll
 
#6
just get used to anal and oral... with a blindfold you'll never know the difference
 
#7
jarrod248 said:
Billboard said:
Ok i would like to know chances of getting laid while serving .Im going infantry and being around men 24/7 with no chances of female company is daunting.And im talking when going off base at weekends and evenings.

You'll have very little chance i'm afraid.
Oh I don't know. 3PARA Mtr?????????????
 
#8
jarrod248 said:
Gremlin said:
jarrod248 said:
Billboard said:
Ok i would like to know chances of getting laid while serving .Im going infantry and being around men 24/7 with no chances of female company is daunting.And im talking when going off base at weekends and evenings.

You'll have very little chance i'm afraid.
Oh I don't know. 3PARA Mtr?????????????
Maybe he should go on gaydar now, get a bit of practice.
Why? I thought that they were very very straight?
 
#9
therealbigdizzle said:
just get used to anal and oral... with a blindfold you'll never know the difference
Indeed. Jarrod's in the SAS. He'll be in and out without your knowing he's been there.
 
#10
To be honest the best way to get laid is to be an Army wife and live near an RAF station that has a couple of Rockapes posted there... Pretty much a guarantee you'll get laid when hubby get's detached... Unless you're completely fucking ugly... :wink:
 
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#11
Billboard said:
Ok i would like to know chances of getting laid while serving .Im going infantry and being around men 24/7 with no chances of female company is daunting.And im talking when going off base at weekends and evenings.
As soon as you enter a pub or club, make straight for the fat lass.
 
#13
therealbigdizzle said:
just get used to anal and oral... with a blindfold you'll never know the difference
I have a feeling he'll be doing more receiving than giving, in which case they'll feel quite different.
 
#14
Billboard said:
Ok i would like to know chances of getting laid while serving .Im going infantry and being around men 24/7 with no chances of female company is daunting.And im talking when going off base at weekends and evenings.
Its easier to get laid in a war zone than it is being in the army in britian or germany.

Its a lot easier to cover up as well.
 
#16
Ancient_Mariner said:
therealbigdizzle said:
just get used to anal and oral... with a blindfold you'll never know the difference
Indeed. Jarrod's in the SAS. He'll be in and out without your knowing he's been there.
Has he got a really small cock then?
 
#17
Airborne_Aircrew said:
To be honest the best way to get laid is to be an Army wife and live near an RAF station that has a couple of Rockapes posted there... Pretty much a guarantee you'll get laid when hubby get's detached... Unless you're completely fucking ugly... :wink:
Why is it that Rockapes can never quite grasp military humour?
 
#18
DeltaDog said:
Airborne_Aircrew said:
To be honest the best way to get laid is to be an Army wife and live near an RAF station that has a couple of Rockapes posted there... Pretty much a guarantee you'll get laid when hubby get's detached... Unless you're completely fucking ugly... :wink:
Why is it that Rockapes can never quite grasp military humour?
Because they aren't military ???
 
#19
attractiveboy said:
Billboard said:
Ok i would like to know chances of getting laid while serving .Im going infantry and being around men 24/7 with no chances of female company is daunting.And im talking when going off base at weekends and evenings.
Its easier to get laid in a war zone than it is being in the army in britian or germany.

Its a lot easier to cover up as well.
Why are you answering yourself????
 
#20
Airborne_Aircrew said:
To be honest the best way to get laid is to be an Army wife and live near an RAF station that has a couple of Rockapes posted there... Pretty much a guarantee you'll get laid when hubby get's detached... Unless you're completely fucking ugly... :wink:
Wake up AA, you're having that dream again where RAF Reg are actually attractive...
 

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