During my illustrious career I saw many inked in geezers. Some tats looked quite smart and I would occasionally think "yeah, that looks alright, I wouldn't mind getting one like that". However, before I got down the Aldershot ink parlour, i'd always see another that would put me off. What is the cr*ppest tat you've seen ????? I always used to chuckle at those dagger through the heart ones that the old sweats used to have on their forearm. They looked like they'd been done with a dark blue crayon. The worst one was one of the lads from Aldershot, who hailed from across the water. He decided to get his wings done at the top of his arm, but with a red hand of ulster where the parachute should be. It was f*cking horrible. The tattooist was either new or p*ssed. It just looked like someone had coughed up a dockyard oyster on to his arm. Best of all, written underneath this mess was "Parchute Signals"