Getting 'cocked'

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Pebbles015, Dec 5, 2012.

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  1. Who has been cocked recently?

    You cock

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  2. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Has Santa been and come already at your house?
  3. Dunno, PM Jaarrood and ask him.

    PS You cock
    PPS That's you then.

  4. Marie Lloyd cocking with your kharki on
  5. TheresaMay

    TheresaMay LE Moderator DirtyBAT

    And you posted this, why?
  6. Because he's a cock.
  7. earth, the cock.
  8. Because he's pissed at a rough guess? The drunken cock.
  9. What a lot of bull, cock and bull :)
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  10. maninblack

    maninblack LE Book Reviewer

    If you weren't such an annoying goat's toilet tackle then you wouldn't get cocked.

  11. No, he's a fucking prick.

    He isn't fit to shovel shit with a snow shovel tied to it.
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  12. And there was me thinking this was going to be a mass debate over which shaped coking handle was better... A1 or A2...
  13. I cocked Miner a while back to which I feel pretty bad about. Miner, you're uncocked.
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  14. Wow, I didn't realise it was like Farcebook friending.
  15. He's playing the old forces favourite. "On the wagon....Off the wagon, hic....On the wagon. etc " :wink: