getting back to bastion

Discussion in 'Afghanistan' started by juswhite, Jul 20, 2012.

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  1. Its Friday and there is no-one around ! BHQ and MT transport say l am not on the lists for the return so what do l do??????????????????????
  2. Ring up Brize and ask if your on the flight manifest, if so then tell the MT duty wheels to sort it out, if your not on the list then ask them when you will fly back.

    Call them RAF Brize Norton - Passenger Information
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  3. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

    Go on the piss!
  4. Are you at Brize?

    It is a well kept secret but they have an amazing hotel. Get booked in for a week.
  5. Blame the RAF, everyone else does.
  6. Don't go back to Bastion, its ****ing shite and its full of walts and SASRAF
  7. Get evidence such as a headed letter signed and printed by someone to say that you were on time, and good to go.

    And once your arrse is covered, as mentioned, go straight out on the piss, then back to the hotel!

    Good luck buddy.
  8. Definitely, but first I would contact the Ord Sgt/Offr via the Guardroom and get yourself on the radar. They will hopefully crash out the duty clerk if they're not pissed already and take it from there.