Getting a stiff one.

#1
It may just be me but I seem to get a stonking stiff one in the worst of times, for instance the other day I got one whilst combing my nans hair, and just a couple of hours ago whist stroking my neighbours dog whilst wearing my cycling shorts it happend again.

Share your embarressing moments.
 
#3
I'm currently on an urban close target recce, and have disguised mysellf as an old 'nana' in order to blend in and some bloke came along and started combing my hair and he had a boner sticking out of the top of his cycle shorts. I nearly blew my cover and came close to slotting the fcuker with my black fairburn sykes knife I keep in my support stocking. Now that would have been embarrassing :x :oops:
 
#5
Whilst getting my hair cut at the local hairdressers. I have only ever been to a unisex salon once. It was well worth £12 to get my scalp rubbed with udders but the erection was a tadge embarrassing.
 
#6
While getting a colonoscopy. In my defence, the doctor was quite a handsome bloke.
 
#7
lol I see im not alone in the aquad moments scenario then, also the sideways crab walk to get away is standard procedure whilst getting a stiffy so know one can notice.
 
#8
whilst in the sauna at the local gym. i had to sit htere for ages trying to getthe bugger to go down. im sure the lass in there knew i had it up. she kept giving me looks.
 

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#9
I got one the other day while waiting at a bus stop - there I was, rubbing myself up and down against the the lady in front of me, and could I get it to go down? Could I 'eckers like!
 
#10
peanut-picker said:
It may just be me but I seem to get a stonking stiff one in the worst of times, for instance the other day I got one whilst combing my nans hair, and just a couple of hours ago whist stroking my neighbours dog whilst wearing my cycling shorts it happend again.

Share your embarressing moments.
Was it your nans pubic hair or her pooencrusted bumhair?
 
#11
FABLONBIFFCHIT said:
peanut-picker said:
It may just be me but I seem to get a stonking stiff one in the worst of times, for instance the other day I got one whilst combing my nans hair, and just a couple of hours ago whist stroking my neighbours dog whilst wearing my cycling shorts it happend again.

Share your embarressing moments.
Was it your nans pubic hair or her pooencrusted bumhair?
Head hair she's bed bound and its gets knotted easily bless her cotton socks. I waxed the pubic areas the week before so she's ok in that department.
 
#12
peanut-picker said:
FABLONBIFFCHIT said:
peanut-picker said:
It may just be me but I seem to get a stonking stiff one in the worst of times, for instance the other day I got one whilst combing my nans hair, and just a couple of hours ago whist stroking my neighbours dog whilst wearing my cycling shorts it happend again.

Share your embarressing moments.
Was it your nans pubic hair or her pooencrusted bumhair?
Head hair she's bed bound and its gets knotted easily bless her cotton socks. I waxed the pubic areas the week before so she's ok in that department.
So spin her round, whip her falsies out and tell her how you have always fancied her.


Got one in the dentists admiring the receptionist, but the cure was simple.
"Dwarf you are next for the dentist".
 
#13
peanut-picker said:
FABLONBIFFCHIT said:
peanut-picker said:
It may just be me but I seem to get a stonking stiff one in the worst of times, for instance the other day I got one whilst combing my nans hair, and just a couple of hours ago whist stroking my neighbours dog whilst wearing my cycling shorts it happend again.

Share your embarressing moments.
Was it your nans pubic hair or her pooencrusted bumhair?
Head hair she's bed bound and its gets knotted easily bless her cotton socks. I waxed the pubic areas the week before so she's ok in that department.
:clap:
 
#14
ATR Pirbright 2004

Instr- Pte The Cheat can you identify the feature found at 208 377?
TC- Yes Cpl.
Instr- Well can you come up here and point it out on my map?
TC- Um, no Cpl
Instr- What?! You just said you knew! Are you bullshitting me?
TC- No Cpl, I know what it is.
Intstr- Then get up here and show us!
TC- I can't... I've got a boner...
Instr- .....Really?
TC- Yes Cpl...
Instr- Sicko
 
#15
Having my head massaged prior to a hair cut by some fit Aussie hairdresser bint in Earls Court.

"You enjoying this?"

"Is it that obvious?"
 
#16
shots_in said:
whilst in the sauna at the local gym. i had to sit htere for ages trying to getthe bugger to go down. im sure the lass in there knew i had it up. she kept giving me looks.
Poor Drills - if she kept giving you looks this was quite clearly a missed opportunity for Sauna Sex!
 
#17
The_Cheat said:
ATR Pirbright 2004

Instr- Pte The Cheat can you identify the feature found at 208 377?
TC- Yes Cpl.
Instr- Well can you come up here and point it out on my map?
TC- Um, no Cpl
Instr- What?! You just said you knew! Are you bullshitting me?
TC- No Cpl, I know what it is.
Intstr- Then get up here and show us!
TC- I can't... I've got a boner...
Instr- .....Really?
TC- Yes Cpl...
Instr- Sicko
LOL.
 
#18
When I was about 13,getting out of the car for Sunday School....With my parents & the congregation from Moseley Presetairian church looking in...!
 
#19
Sometimes when I take a nap on the train I wake up with a raging hard-on. As mentioned earlier, I don't think people notice when I do the sideways shuffle off the platform!
 
#20
The_Cheat said:
ATR Pirbright 2004

Instr- Pte The Cheat can you identify the feature found at 208 377?
TC- Yes Cpl.
Instr- Well can you come up here and point it out on my map?
TC- Um, no Cpl
Instr- What?! You just said you knew! Are you bullshitting me?
TC- No Cpl, I know what it is.
Intstr- Then get up here and show us!
TC- I can't... I've got a boner...
Instr- .....Really?
TC- Yes Cpl...
Instr- Sicko
So can we deduce from this example that you get your thrills from mapreading?
 

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