Those of you know and love me may believe I am a security and comms expert. I am not. I have just made a few quid out of talking shite to stupid *******. In fact, I am a Babe in the Woods (down jarrod) and can just about manage to take a call on my mobbie in the UK. I shall shortly be poodling about SE Asia and for once, the firm is not picking up the tab for my mobbie calls to the UK, US and my chums in Chechnya. I have heard you can buy a chip so the fish faced enemies of the people at Orange may not charge you £50 a minute to call your old Mum. How does that work?