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British Army - Holidays in Helmand since 2001

Gimpy - When you've got to kill terry no other machine gun will do.

If it moves - shoot it.
If you can't pick it up -run away
And if you can - sell it on ebay.

Release the Walt Kommando
 
As every one knows, "Yer mum" jokes are the highest form of wit. With that in mind....


(Fr) Cavalry
(Re) I Rarden'ed yer mum

(Fr) Snipers
(Re) I watched yer mum

(Fr) Royal Artillery
(Re) I GLMRS'd yer mum

(Fr) Royal Marines
(Re) Me
+
your mum
+
rollmats

= state of mind

(Fr) Guards
(Re) I drilled yer mum


(Fr) Mortars
(Re) I barrelled yer mum

(Fr) Royal Engineers
(Re) I gave yer mum a good bridging

(Fr) Sangar Basher
(Re) Yer mum got all 12.7 mm last night

Peurile, juvenile and silly. Welcome to my world.
 
Para reg... Doing it at the drop of a HAT.


I remember seeing that in 96

USAF delivering freindly fire since 1947
War is just an undignified scrap without the cavalry
Cavalry do it with their horses
RAF Reg defending 40 miles back just in case (remember Bastogne)

On the seventh day God invented the soldier and the world stood to attention
 
"There are very few personal problems
that cannot be solved by a suitable
Application of High Explosives"


"Follow the Sapper"


Thinking Out of the Box here, have you guys thought about designing and producing T-Shirts for the British Military in the style that the U.S. Military T-Shirts of 7.62 Design: Distinctive Military T Shirts & Art (yes there are some cringeworthy designs in there but there are also some top notch ones and nothing similar out there for British Military).
 

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