Get Your Porn Star Name Here

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  1. Sweat Hump

    Kind of sums me up.............
     
  2. Oral Nut! :p
    I'm scandalised :lol:
     
  3. PRIVATE STROKER !!!!!!!

    ... but how did they know?

    8O 8O 8O
     
  4. Taxi driver name - Xìtotopaka Cleaver

    Gangsta name - Dead Bully Prison Fish

    Significant other pet name - Extremely Large Baby (again - how DO they know?)

    8O
     
  5. Javier Strokum! from my real name

    Dickey Jam! from ging-gwar

    some people have way to much time on their Hands :lol:
     
  6. Harry Strokum - porno star

    Phat Drug Smuggla - gansta

    Pheckbàrrr Peterson, what a taxi driver

    not a lot to say is there! :D
     
  7. Corporal Hardon ! :lol: can't get a better porn star name than that 8)
    taxi driver name : Zzmükhan Murphy, sound like an irish asylum seeker :p

    gangsta name : Fried Green Mafiosi , :lol:

    significant other :Mookie Ears :D

    really funny this
     
  8. Humpy Jammer :lol:
     
  9. hugh nastee ? but everyone says I am nice but harmless pity I am supposed to be trained killer :lol:
     
  10. Porn Star:

    From my real name - Pud Cucumber!

    Ma_sonic - Humpy Jam (just gets better......I'd have preferred Humpy Cucumber though!)

    Gangsta:

    Real name - Dances with Prison Fish (eh?)

    Ma_Sonic - ??? (Something about scratchy nutz)

    (Maybe they should have combined Pud Cucumber and scratchy nutz?)


    Taxi Driver name:

    Real name - Gopukindabak Miller (sounds like the passengers name if you ask me)

    Ma_Sonic - Frukhanange Evans


    Well that was fun whilst it lasted. :roll:
     
  11. Geoff Hoon = Slick Spankalot

    Tony Blair = Daddy Swank
     
  12. Dirt_Diver

    Dirt_Diver LE Moderator

    porn name: Slick Muffmuncher

    Taxi name: Jamarámalammadingdong Davis

    Gangsta name: Old Gat Slinga

    Significant other pet name: Happy Nips

    Quality...
     
  13. Gangsta - Janky Rhino Banga 8)

    Porn Star Name - Doctor Asstronaut 8)

    Taxi Driver - Jamarámalammadingdong Witherspoon 8O

    Cutesy Pet Name - Bear Crotch :oops:



    Hmmmm. They all sound like me as well! Ho Hum! :roll:
     
  14. My Taxi driver name = Fub Davis, should have been my Fat Useless B@stard Welshman name

    BlackHand became Lemur Trousers - Must think I am in the Cav

    Porn Name - Harry Diggler. - It's true enough

    Gangsta Name - Sweet African - thought that was a type of Amsterdam smoke.