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Those fools! If they had read this site a few times they would have picked a different weapon.

It's a well known fact that if you fire a single round from an SLR in to the sea it will cause a tsunami so big it would wipe out all coastal life with in 1000 miles.
 

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Those fools! If they had read this site a few times they would have picked a different weapon.

It's a well known fact that if you fire a single round from an SLR in to the sea it will cause a tsunami so big it would wipe out all coastal life with in 1000 miles.
That's true that is. My mate fired the round that caused the Boxing Day Tsunami in 2004.
 
#4
theres honestly dozens of RFD's in the UK you can get SLR's from, both section 1 straight pull and section 5 mil spec for the people with the right tickets.
 
#9
Wrong - wooden furniture is for poseurs and attention seekers

Real men had plastic. Saw this on last night's news and got told to stop drooling. 1:10 secs in - podgy, middle aged grey haired bloke with a casually carried SLR. It should have been me
 
#11
Not the fault of fat old codgers that the Russian Shock Army was so terrified of it's sheer beauty and awesomeness to try it on. Thank God they were too busy queing in Starbucks and flogging their furry hats and belts by the Brandenburg Gate to latch onto the L85A1 being poo
 
#16
Not the fault of fat old codgers that the Russian Shock Army was so terrified of it's sheer beauty and awesomeness to try it on. Thank God they were too busy queing in Starbucks and flogging their furry hats and belts by the Brandenburg Gate to latch onto the L85A1 being poo
It's also a little known fact that the SLR as well as being ******* shit, harnessed a mystical energy. A magical power of such magnitude that it could place anyone foolish enough to touch it into a lifelong trance. The symptoms exhibited by those suffering this condition are many but a few are listed here.

All signs of character or charisma are immediately sucked from the victims soul, as are his dress sense. Victims can often be spotted wearing tight Wrangler jeans with a beer gut enhancing t-shirt tucked into it and Gola trainers that Woolworths used to sell, or grey plastic slip on shoes for formal occasions.

The condition triggers a constant droning sound whenever the victim is within sight or earshot of anything mildly related to the military. No one has ever been able to record the substance of the sound, as although it is formed of coherent English words and phrases it is so ******* boring that anybody who has attempted to pay attention to it has been struck down with a severe medical reaction. This reaction will usually lead to death or a lengthy coma, as the listener's brain subconsciously stops the body's heart from beating in order to shut off the signals being received from the ears.

The victims can usually be identified early and avoided in the street as they are old and shit, however you may find yourself cornered whilst queuing in a pub, sat in the back of a taxi or reading a vaguely militarily themed website.



Oh and the SLR was really ******* shit.
 
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It's also a little known fact that the SLR as well as being ******* shit, harnessed a mystical energy. A magical power of such magnitude that it could place anyone foolish enough to touch it into a lifelong trance. The symptoms exhibited by those suffering this condition are many but a few are listed here.

All signs of character or charisma are immediately sucked from the victims soul, as are his dress sense. Victims can often be spotted wearing tight Wrangler jeans with a beer gut enhancing t-shirt tucked into it and Gola trainers that Woolworths used to sell, or grey plastic slip on shoes for formal occasions.

The condition triggers a constant droning sound whenever the victim is within sight or earshot of anything mildly related to the military. No one has ever been able to record the substance of the sound, as although it is formed of coherent English words and phrases it is so ******* boring that anybody who has attempted to pay attention to it has been struck down with a severe medical reaction. This reaction will usually lead to death or a lengthy coma, as the listener's brain subconsciously stops the body's heart from beating in order to shut off the signals being received from the ears.

The victims can usually be identified early and avoided in the street as they are old and shit, however you may find yourself cornered whilst queuing in a pub, sat in the back of a taxi or reading a vaguely militarily themed website.



Oh and the SLR was really ******* shit.
If you choose to believe what the salesman told you when he flogged you that shiny L85A2 and rode off into the sunset in the Aston Martin bought with his commision it's not my fault. SLR = ace

And all that nonsense about fashion sense is just plain wrong. See for yourself.
 

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