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He 'felt that taking off his clothes was natural'? How the f*ck would he know, they probably don't make the f*king things in his size.
It doesn't matter what his sexual orientation is no one's ever going to shag him. If he was female at least there'd be some pissed up squaddy somewhere who could drink enough to say what the fcuk but a bloke, ferget it!


It looks like a giant condom full of diarrhoea, with a head on top. Pop a Semtex dildo up its arse, a 'last request' for him and a spectacle for fans of giblet pyrotechnics everywhere.

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