Get Your Chubby Mike Calendar

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Whiskey_60, Nov 22, 2008.

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  1. He 'felt that taking off his clothes was natural'? How the f*ck would he know, they probably don't make the f*king things in his size.
     
  2. It doesn't matter what his sexual orientation is no one's ever going to shag him. If he was female at least there'd be some pissed up squaddy somewhere who could drink enough to say what the fcuk but a bloke, ferget it!
     
  3. I wouldn’t say hes fat but he has more chins than a Hong Kong telephone directory.
     
  4. It looks like a giant condom full of diarrhoea, with a head on top. Pop a Semtex dildo up its arse, a 'last request' for him and a spectacle for fans of giblet pyrotechnics everywhere.
     
  5. Bleugh - not even for charity would I buy that filth.