Look lads and ladies. It has been a long time since we've had a full blown beer and popcorn session...well.I effin and jeffin need one. Its been the strangest of days. First of all, I met a seemingly tidy bit of skirt last weekend, just one of them things. Quick afternoon pint turned into a full blown face eating session and numbers were exchanged. Second date was today, until that was her fella rang to see where she was......;oiuhbcib;kbci;bce;!!!!!! So on I went to find my next victim......was all going well again, she was a jock but give them their dues, jock birds tend to be able to suck your ballbag beyond deflatable via your fingertips...and all was going well up until her husband turned up at the pub.....!!! What the fuck is going on with me lately?? Anyway...I dont effffing care.......*pokes you squarely in the chest* what the fcuk are you looking at????? air your grievances here!