Get your alibis ready

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, Nov 3, 2008.

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  1. I love the idea of "Misdirected Social Activity" yick, yick, fnaar, fnaar
     
  2. Dont be silly it was the "HOGTIED" roadshow
     
  3. I see some wierd thing like this about a year and a half ago, was walking through the woods with my girlfriend. It was cold & snowing. got about 30metres in and see a man in a hi-vis jacket wacking something, went abit closer and it was a naked women with a bag on her head and hands behind her back, he was hitting her all over with a twig and she was screaming. I rang the police and about 2mins after that the man spotted us, she got dressed, they waved and walked off. Met the police at the beginning of the woods and a search was ordered, copters and everything lol. Never found them though.
     
  4. I some times ride my sister in laws horse in the woods at cefn mably near Cardiff, and often see a pink tracksuited ex member of parliment doing that to one of his male mates, this is the one who resined when cought on wim common with a rentboy
     
  5. I read this as "sometimes ride my sister in law"
     
  6. that too my brother died some years ago
     
  7. Is that the same one whoms knob accidently fell into a rent boy when he was badger spotting in a woods just outside Bath?
     
  8. well i read it as "sometimes ride my sister in laws horse"
    fcukinel,got any pics of horsey porn?? :lol:
     
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    I'm the one on the right.
     
  10. Ohh I might have been a lancer but I was in air squadron so it would have been abit of a squeeze in a westlan sioux