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Get the sock out lads

Disappointed that was the best piccie they could rustle up of Jessica Alba for No.1.

No.4 Adriana Lima...whooooooooaaaaaahhhhhhh.

No.9 Emily Scot???? ET's love child?

No.12 Keira - not a good piccie -seen a lot better - looks a bit fcuked up

No.13 Evangeline Lilly - that's my left leg messed up again

No.17 Sarah Harding - no word required

No.22 Gemma Atkinson - Fcuk it, that's it. Off to bash the bishop.
kate middleton at no 25 what is that all about. She is not a dog but not that great so should she be in the top 100. Another minus point she is a royal cast off.


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Most of those bints were complete paper bag jobs I'm afraid. FHM is scraping the bottle of the celeb bottle.

Tell you what, fcuk the celebs, how about FHM 100 hottest non-celeb babes?
Kate Fookin' Moss, she is such a dog.

Smokes so much, she doesn't have a period, she has a fall of soot,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 'kin minger !
I would be well p1ssed if I came above:
1. Nicole Roberts
2. Peaches Geldo
3. Charlotte Church
4. Kate Moss

Myleen Klass, Fearne Cotton & Jennifer Ellison are just for starters who should be well further up the league.
Number 80 - Abi Titmuss? I still can't make up my mind about that one. Part of me thinks she should not be a "Top 100" candidate, the other and more rational part can see past that talentless, manipulative exterior to the sluttish, media whore that she is and ... err, just going to check something - will be back in ten.
What the fcuk was Blunkett taking the photos for?

Even his dog could have done a better job than some of those.

The 'professional' photographers have managed to make even some of the world's tastiest women look like runners up in a Spot The Moose contest.........except for No.47, who is a moose - isn't that the 'odd one out' from 'Four Birds and a Gwar' aka Girls Aloud?

As for non-celeb:

Kathy Sykes does it for me, and she's a professor so you may get beyond WAG's handbags and shoes in the conversation!


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