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  1. Gents, obviously our country doesn't need us at the moment.
    Imagine, 08.00 Mon Morning, SSM/RSM parade when our country does need us.
    Will you be there? I want to see all my mates.
     
  2. Give us a clue. What's going to happen this weekend to ruin my plans for Monday?
     
  3. I'll be checkin out yer wife
    :D
     
  4. That would be good...a Regiment of old codgers with biff chits.
     
  5. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    8 a.m. You must be off your tiny. Still in the land of nod then. Try closer to 10 a.m. when I will have had time to wake, rise and have my first blast of caffeine. We can then go straight onto NAAFI break :D
     
  6. Sorry! 10 o'clock starts for my unit on mondays. standard S.O.P
     
  7. Typical! I'm on bloody stag Sunday night! :)
     
  8. No, it's too short notice.

    See you on Tuesday.
     
  9. Monday? Sorry old chap the week starts on Tuesday NAAFI and ends Lunch Time Thursday, so I couldn't possibly :D
     
  10. And of course with a sports afternoon on Wednesday.
     
  11. Anyone know what the feck he's talking about yet??!!
     
  12. Who fcuking cares!!! I've already got my slippers on and my pipe lit :)
    I'm not going anywhere until I run out of essentials 8O
    Might show my face sometime between Wed dinner and Fri tea time if my gout isn't playing me up :)
     
  13. Why of course, golf when its sunny dry and warm and some kind of right arm power lifting when its not.
     
  14. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    How many were on parade then? Personally I remain AWOL - does this make me as bad as ex-LCpl Glinster?