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  1. Gents, obviously our country doesn't need us at the moment.
    Imagine, 08.00 Mon Morning, SSM/RSM parade when our country does need us.
    Will you be there? I want to see all my mates.
  2. Give us a clue. What's going to happen this weekend to ruin my plans for Monday?
  3. I'll be checkin out yer wife
  4. That would be good...a Regiment of old codgers with biff chits.
  5. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    8 a.m. You must be off your tiny. Still in the land of nod then. Try closer to 10 a.m. when I will have had time to wake, rise and have my first blast of caffeine. We can then go straight onto NAAFI break :D
  6. Sorry! 10 o'clock starts for my unit on mondays. standard S.O.P
  7. Typical! I'm on bloody stag Sunday night! :)
  8. No, it's too short notice.

    See you on Tuesday.
  9. Monday? Sorry old chap the week starts on Tuesday NAAFI and ends Lunch Time Thursday, so I couldn't possibly :D
  10. And of course with a sports afternoon on Wednesday.
  11. Anyone know what the feck he's talking about yet??!!
  12. Who fcuking cares!!! I've already got my slippers on and my pipe lit :)
    I'm not going anywhere until I run out of essentials 8O
    Might show my face sometime between Wed dinner and Fri tea time if my gout isn't playing me up :)
  13. Why of course, golf when its sunny dry and warm and some kind of right arm power lifting when its not.
  14. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    How many were on parade then? Personally I remain AWOL - does this make me as bad as ex-LCpl Glinster?