Get fur. Push your finger up your Jaxie and get with the plot.

TheIronDuke

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#1
Movember United Kingdom - Home

Yeah, grow some. You will not beat me and mine because we have three days head start on you. And even if we didnt, we are more manly than you.

This is not a charity gig. Charity is begging and we dont do that. This is about sucking in, standing up straight and getting your furry chin up.

This is about giving it some.

Pics will be posted on Dec 1st with that weird black bar across your eyes so your Mum can still tell the neigbours you are a school teacher or work for the Ministry or whatever...

Girls who cant grow a tash, but who wish to contribute should PM me, yah? I have limited availability between now and Christmas but I am sure my PA can fit you in. Thanks.
 
#3
I'm going to have to put my hands up and confess that I started work on my latest mouser on October30th. does this mean I'm automatically disqualified?

p.s. it's ginger as well, if that counts for anything
 
#4
I'm going to have to put my hands up and confess that I started work on my latest mouser on October30th. does this mean I'm automatically disqualified?

p.s. it's ginger as well, if that counts for anything
Er.. yes. You should be quarantined.

Dhofar tash's are the order of the day me thinks, ala Prince's Gate 1980. Am going bald now so the big hairdo is out.
 
#5
Most of the blokes in the office are doing it. Mine is coming along nicely, however my good lady say I look like a sexual deviant.
 
#7
Some men should never grow moustaches and I am emphatically one of them. It makes me look like a Mexican gigolo or a Sicilian pimp. Yet a beard - or even a week's growth - visibly frightens police officers (three times so far)
 

TheIronDuke

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#8
I work surrounded by Big Issue seller Walts.
 
#9
I'm doing a beard this year as my tach on its own makes me resemble the spiv from dads army.
 

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#10
My head hair is mousy brown, but for some inexplicable reason, my face goes orange when I let it grow. I think either I'm an alien, or some bastard in my ancestors list stuffed it up a gwar.
 
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Daz at work has given up drinking because he is a fat git and allowed his Doris to persuade him the drink, rather than the pies, is to blame.

He now claims his beard grew like a Viking beserker until he left off the pop. But now he can only manage fluffy whispy fat-boy puffs.

Week 2 and nobody has yet called him a fat, pussy-whipped puff. I am so proud of my team.
 
#14
Sadly, I've just washed my tache off. Can't stand the smell of shiite
 
#15
My head hair is mousy brown, but for some inexplicable reason, my face goes orange when I let it grow. I think either I'm an alien, or some bastard in my ancestors list stuffed it up a gwar.
Similar thing here; black hair, distinctly reddish beard, yet the last redhead was three generations back - or so I'm told...
 

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Brief update. It's working well. I have got far more sponsorship than my associates, but this is not news. I am popular and they are weird.

I do not have a competitive bone in my body and I do not like swearing. But I swear to fucking God I will do them up the jaxie on the raising money thing.

And I am beginning to look like one of those chaps in the Beemers in Nireland back in the day. Scruffy, smelly, spotty and with a full-on attitude problem.
 
#17
Brief update. It's working well. I have got far more sponsorship than my associates, but this is not news. I am popular and they are weird.

I do not have a competitive bone in my body and I do not like swearing. But I swear to fucking God I will do them up the jaxie on the raising money thing.

And I am beginning to look like one of those chaps in the Beemers in Nireland back in the day. Scruffy, smelly, spotty and with a full-on attitude problem.
Not all our cars were beemers, I normally got the det Allegro but the boss would let me drive his beemer occasionally, OK only when he wanted a lift to the airport but I felt as though my Trails were firmly under the table. I've given up on tashes since those good old days.
 
#18
Similar thing here; black hair, distinctly reddish beard, yet the last redhead was three generations back - or so I'm told...
I have exactly the same affliction, inherited from my father's side.

Its rubbish!

Still though, the tash is well en route for Movember.
 

TheIronDuke

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#19
Tossers. Dingbats. Dismal fucking leavings what you are. £37.50. You call that a contribution do you? Well? DO YOU?

Jesus Christ. Why do I bother?

Right. Thats it. The fucking tash is staying. I've had the cheap cracks, I've had the itchy-scratchy thing, I've had the old bats at the bus stop asking if I knew their Grandad at Passchendaele and the 'Oooh, you look like a porn star, Har'. I've fucking had it.

The Tash is now a permanent fixture. And you have nobody to blame but yourselves. Cheapskates.
 
#20
Well... Young Uncle V's le barbe is comming along fine now....... a nice bit of pussy tickler.....
 

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