Get a Hair Cut you idle thing you!

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by BuggerAll, Jun 25, 2009.

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  1. BuggerAll

    BuggerAll LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    I've just heard this on BFBS, and can provide a link to the Scum Apparently the cousins have complained about Brits being scruffy so the order has gone out to Brits in Afghanistan to get a haircut.
  2. All it needs now is a headline saying: "Four Septic squaddies killed by sniper while waiting in line for a haircut".

    This must be a piss-take. I'm sure that even the Septics have other things to worry about.

  3. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    I'm all for values and standards, but by bending over on this, Gen Richards has effectively accepted a criticism of our professionalism whilst conducting Ops.

    Are they worried it will all go Vietnam-pear-shaped if we don't all maintain a high-and-tight? Richards should have told Cletus where to go.
  4. Difficult, I imagine, when we rely on the US to sp most of our ops.
  5. Ah, so when is the name change coming in "1st British corps, US army Europe".....since they can now apperently complain about how you look, and have that complaint actually listened too.....might as well let them give the orders over all. :p

    these are the same US officers who complained that US SF were scruffy because of beards ect, and that they should be sporting high and tight haircuts and shaved and scrubbed faces ect.......
  6. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    Going down that route then, surely we should be adopting their ROE in theatre, or should they be adopting ours?

    How about we go about the same type of business albeit with a slightly different approach, and they can keep their beaks out of the triv matters?
  7. Cant help but notice that someone appears to have given the sun access to QR's, which they have then extracted paragraphs from in typical lazy journo fashion.

    There's probably a caveat somewhere that covers those on FOB's, I imagine this order will only stretch as far as the perimeter of Bastion.
  8. Naturally as this is SUNINT it is completely correct and not remotely factually wrong - thank goodness we have such an accurate, balance and objective paper to let us know what is going on.
  9. BuggerAll

    BuggerAll LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    I heard it on BFBS so I hope there is some truth in it.
  10. Obviously, being "High & Tight" makes you a better shot..!
  11. cpunk

    cpunk LE Moderator

    This come up on an overseas exercise I was on recently and is - I'm told - generated from within the British Army, not the result of US complaints. My understanding is that General Richards is of the opinion that everyone dressing according to their own personal definition of uniform reflects poorly on our professionalism.

    That wouldn't necessarily be my take on it but strangely he hasn't consulted me.
  12. Maybe he should start with the mixed dress CDS?

  13. LOL

    Maybe the General might like to remember that he has slighlty better facilities and therefore has more access to washing machines and Iron's.
  14. Leave the CDS out of this, he is hand-picked by the monocular oik and is NOT to be criticised!
  15. Twot.