Get a grip you cnuts

#1
Having just read back through pages of dribble to find Reni_77s story about Lou and gargling vim and Fugly's block monster thread they are quality......... the remainder I compared it too swimming through a lake where people empty portaloos.

Get a fcukign grip with these cretinous thread titles, think before you submit, knock off the non contributory one word responses, no matter how funny you think they are, they simply aren't.

To draw an analogy, I'd rather come home to find my mum choking on her own tongue and my dad laying there in his own entrails whilst my nipper sets about my Labrador with a pirates cutlass than read this crap, Its fcuking dire.

Think before you post or I will personally leather every fcuking one of you, and your poncey dads and any other cnut you might find to help you out.

Capiche
 

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#3
Praise the Lord! He has risen!












But I thought that was an Easter thing....
 
#5
Falshirmjager, I knew you'd be first in line for a hiding, although to your credit I reckon that may take a few moments longer than some of the pin necked, no shouldered, pasty skinned internet fcuktrumps that lurk here :D
 
#7
Mighty_doh_nut said:
Falshirmjager, I knew you'd be first in line for a hiding, although to your credit I reckon that may take a few moments longer than some of the pin necked, no shouldered, pasty skinned internet fcuktrumps that lurk here :D
Glad to see you posting again under your utterly gay username anyway. :D










CUNT
 
#8
Get fcuked all of you and pull your socks up.

Form a line and you can all take a turn in inhaling my musky butt vapour, while you are queuing you should be thinking long and hard about the shite thats posted. Is funny, relevant or contributory? If the answer is no, put your fingers somewhere other than the submit bottom.
 
#11
Just thinking of somewhere else to put my fingers.

The NAAFI current clientèle eyes being top of the list, after my own bottom
 
#12
After reading some of the posts in the last 24 hours I can see why PG is fed up vetting sh1te. Anyway back on thread MDN when are you going to post a blog about your sex change? That is why you were away wasn’t it?
 
#14
I haven't laughed this much in ages!! :D
 
#15
Mighty_doh_nut said:
Get fcuked all of you and pull your socks up.

Form a line and you can all take a turn in inhaling my musky butt vapour, while you are queuing you should be thinking long and hard about the shite thats posted. Is funny, relevant or contributory? If the answer is no, put your fingers somewhere other than the submit bottom.
Welcome back now we might be able to have some sensible adult debates without the children being around.
 
#17
Let me be the first to call you CNUT! For staying away in this persona.

Good to see you mucker!
 
#19
HoneyHeart said:
Far too many people think they are funny when they are not, alas.
HoneyHeart said:
I am not an officer or in the forces,
You'll get left alone if you stay in the right forums, but if you step in here talking fluffy sh1t and irrelevance you will leave with a permanently Barron womb and massive head trauma
 
#20
Mighty_doh_nut said:
HoneyHeart said:
Far too many people think they are funny when they are not, alas.
HoneyHeart said:
I am not an officer or in the forces,
You'll get left alone if you stay in the right forums, but if you step in here talking fluffy sh1t and irrelevance you will leave with a permanently Barron womb and massive head trauma
And a very sore minge.....if I had my way ;)
 
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