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Get a grip laddie

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StBob072

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Just who was it posted on the 14 Oct 2006, and is perhaps presently reading/ posting this thread:-
I hope that in 20 - 30 years, some sprog will log into Arrse and wonder " WTF were these guys on then"?


Ummmm.

You said "WTF"

I'm telling. :p
 

StBob072

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As I said earlier, I can, because I spent my early years growing up in Sarf London, respond in kind, but like the saying goes, '......put childish things behind me....' My thread discusses the contradiction put out by the 'woke' Webmaster, when F*** and C*** are printed in full in the comment, but then becoming **** in the reference copy with the reply.

And as I said earlier, it may have been programmed so that if one copies a sweary post from the Naafi Bar into a polite forum, it will prevent words such as cunt being readable.

It does not appear to recognise "portmanteau" words, you ocean-going fuckflute.
 
As I said earlier, I can, because I spent my early years growing up in Sarf London, respond in kind, but like the saying goes, '......put childish things behind me....' My thread discusses the contradiction put out by the 'woke' Webmaster, when F*** and C*** are printed in full in the comment, but then becoming **** in the reference copy with the reply.
If by now 11 pages in, you haven't grasped the almost universal consensus of the majority of Arrsers condemnation of your rather bone assertions and comments, and as yet have not realized the monumental and overwhelming Fuck that we all do not give, then keep posting, but be prepared to have your missives thoughtfully ripped to shreds, and be very aware of the colossal and all consuming verbal bollocks and total trashing of your weak and truly prehistoric mind-set towards today's somewhat twisted standards and morals, which are now the norm. Evolve or die, your choice. Have a nice day. ( I'm originally from Hackney)

PS. popcorn is running low.
 

StBob072

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Ooh, a fight between KnockKnock and ASig!

I'd pay good money to watch such an undignified display of geriatric gymnastics.
 

KnockKnock

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If by now 11 pages in, you haven't grasped the almost universal consensus of the majority of Arrsers condemnation of your rather bone assertions and comments, and as yet have not realized the monumental and overwhelming **** that we all do not give, then keep posting, but be prepared to have your missives thoughtfully ripped to shreds, and be very aware of the colossal and all consuming verbal bollocks and total trashing of your weak and truly prehistoric mind-set towards today's somewhat twisted standards and morals, which are now the norm. Evolve or die, your choice. Have a nice day. ( I'm originally from Hackney)

PS. popcorn is running low.
5' likes' on original post - page 1, watch this space as days go by for more. - Only 2 'Dumb' posted from members who post just a symbol and so appear as if cannot put two words together.
 
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5' likes' on original post - page 1, watch this space as days go by for more. - Only 2 'Dumb' posted from members who post just a symbol and so appear as if cannot put two words togethe.
I know you're just attention seeking but you really do need to learn how to count and read:

knockknock.jpg


Try and follow along - that post has 10 Funnies and 3 Dumbs. It does not have any Likes. The number 5 does not appear anywhere there. Happy to help.

PS - fuck shit cunt wank bollocks Sandi Toksvig.
 

KnockKnock

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Ooh, a fight between KnockKnock and ASig!

I'd pay good money to watch such an undignified display of geriatric gymnastics.
Haven't you read my response to yours about dentistry.
Was it Community dentistry you mentioned as an interest? Today on the news there was someone complaining it was their right to get nhs orthodontics for their 9 year old. I suppose they would never listen to advice that such treatment might start at 12 years?
 
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During National Service, I remember the drill sergeant screeching “Get a grip laddie”, as we did our best to march along in some sort of order. So I say to the Webmaster of this site ‘Get a Grip ’ on the publication of foul swear words used in posts on this site.

Posts containing c… and f…four letter words, no matter what the forum, are printed out in full, but in any responses, the copied original post has the four letter words automatically reduced to ****. How coy,… is the Webmaster so sensitive to swear words that they are only to be allowed copied as ****?

My suggestion is, when a member includes fully spelt out c*** or f*** , that member should lose one of their ‘arrse medals. Would be no problem, for I have found the worst offenders who use four letter words in their numerous posts have five ‘arrse’ ‘medals with their avatar, some even ‘moderator’.
Get fúcked you odious old cúnt.
 
Why not fuck off and troll another site you piece of dung.........

You've been an irritating piece of shit in your various socks for far too long now........... instead of members hurling insults at every twattish configuration, you should be deleted every time you crawl on here, immediately.
 
5' likes' on original post - page 1, watch this space as days go by for more. - Only 2 'Dumb' posted from members who post just a symbol and so appear as if cannot put two words togethe.


As has been pointed out, it's not 2 dumbs. But, in any case, I've just bumped up the total. I hope the attention makes you feel a little less insignificant.

Oh, and here's two words together:

Boring cunt.
 
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