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Get a grip laddie
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And as I said earlier, it may have been programmed so that if one copies a sweary post from the Naafi Bar into a polite forum, it will prevent words such as cunt being readable.
It does not appear to recognise "portmanteau" words, you ocean-going fuckflute.
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If by now 11 pages in, you haven't grasped the almost universal consensus of the majority of Arrsers condemnation of your rather bone assertions and comments, and as yet have not realized the monumental and overwhelming Fuck that we all do not give, then keep posting, but be prepared to have your missives thoughtfully ripped to shreds, and be very aware of the colossal and all consuming verbal bollocks and total trashing of your weak and truly prehistoric mind-set towards today's somewhat twisted standards and morals, which are now the norm. Evolve or die, your choice. Have a nice day. ( I'm originally from Hackney)
PS. popcorn is running low.
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Hey, less of the geriatric, I'm fighting fit,........... fighting for breath, and fit to drop!
KnockKnock
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5' likes' on original post - page 1, watch this space as days go by for more. - Only 2 'Dumb' posted from members who post just a symbol and so appear as if cannot put two words together.
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????
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Ortholith
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I know you're just attention seeking but you really do need to learn how to count and read:
Try and follow along - that post has 10 Funnies and 3 Dumbs. It does not have any Likes. The number 5 does not appear anywhere there. Happy to help.
PS - fuck shit cunt wank bollocks Sandi Toksvig.
KnockKnock
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Haven't you read my response to yours about dentistry.
Was it Community dentistry you mentioned as an interest? Today on the news there was someone complaining it was their right to get nhs orthodontics for their 9 year old. I suppose they would never listen to advice that such treatment might start at 12 years?
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KnockKnock
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You are the NOBODY
Get fúcked you odious old cúnt.
KnockKnock
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That is just gratuitous obscenity with the potential to mentally scar people for life you fucking dogwanking cuntpiece. Poor @KnockKnock has probably succumbed to a fit of the vapours.
Reported for S*nd* T*ksv.... Nope, the vapours have got me too. I may be laying down in a darkened room for quite a while.
Why not fuck off and troll another site you piece of dung.........
You've been an irritating piece of shit in your various socks for far too long now........... instead of members hurling insults at every twattish configuration, you should be deleted every time you crawl on here, immediately.
You've been an irritating piece of shit in your various socks for far too long now........... instead of members hurling insults at every twattish configuration, you should be deleted every time you crawl on here, immediately.
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On these forums, with a few exceptions, we all are, you included, suck it up sunshine, welcome to the real world,............. be lucky!
kelvin_273
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Thank fuck this is in the fucking fuckity cunting hole now. 
Cheers jarrod.
Cheers jarrod.
No bother buddyThank **** this is in the ******* fuckity ******* hole now.
Evdhimong
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As has been pointed out, it's not 2 dumbs. But, in any case, I've just bumped up the total. I hope the attention makes you feel a little less insignificant.
Oh, and here's two words together:
Boring cunt.
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