Gerry A*ams

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by Quicksand, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Young Gerry A*ams comes home late for tea one afternoon, and his dad says '' Where've you been wee man?''

    To which Gerry promptly replied,'' Pa, Im a bit late becasue I've just had my first sexual experience''

    Pa said '' Tats ferkin great wee man, ''

    The day after Gerry comes home late again and his dad says '' Ay wee man, another sexual experience ?''

    Gerry replies '' Ferk off Pa, my arse still hurts from yesterday''