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Germany

#5
The Reeperbahn isn't for sale and those bits that are don't travel very well.

Drugs would be easier from Holland

Best beer comes from Belgium.

So unless you are after a wurst or two ?
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#6
Alsacien said:
Here is a really nice castle for sale in Germany:

http://castles.glo-con.com/property.php?property_no=AD60_1340

They are called a Schloss - but they will probably arrange for a translator for you if you decide to buy it.
Unless my calculatory thing is broken, that translates as around £680,000. About an average price for a 5 bedroom detached in my part of the world. Quite a bargain, especially since it's not likely to fall down in 3 years like Brituish new builds.
 

Alsacien

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#7
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Alsacien said:
Here is a really nice castle for sale in Germany:

http://castles.glo-con.com/property.php?property_no=AD60_1340

They are called a Schloss - but they will probably arrange for a translator for you if you decide to buy it.
Unless my calculatory thing is broken, that translates as around £680,000. About an average price for a 5 bedroom detached in my part of the world. Quite a bargain, especially since it's not likely to fall down in 3 years like Brituish new builds.
It needs a few quid spent on it for sure - unless he intends to use it for FIBUA training.

He did not mention his maximum budget, so I tried to be creative for him.
 
#8
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Alsacien said:
Here is a really nice castle for sale in Germany:

http://castles.glo-con.com/property.php?property_no=AD60_1340

They are called a Schloss - but they will probably arrange for a translator for you if you decide to buy it.
Unless my calculatory thing is broken, that translates as around £680,000. About an average price for a 5 bedroom detached in my part of the world. Quite a bargain, especially since it's not likely to fall down in 3 years like Brituish new builds.
Did you read the specs though/

Bedrooms: 0
Bathrooms: 0

Furnished:No Dishwasher:No
Alarm System:No Washing Machine:No
Hotwater:No Office Room:No
Linnen Supplied:No Pet Friendly:Yes
Tennis Court:No Balcony:No
Gym/Sauna:No Terrace:No
Telephone: No Garage:No
CableTV/Sat:No Ocean View:No
Lake View:No Mountain View:No
Ocean Front:No Lake Front:No
Cellars:Yes Swimming Pool:[Private:No Public:No]
Garden:[ Private:Yes Public:No] Parking:[ Private:Yes Public



So it is a pet friendly cellar with private parking?

All that for only £lots? :wink:
 
#10
Steven said:
The Reeperbahn isn't for sale and those bits that are don't travel very well.

Drugs would be easier from Holland

Best beer comes from Belgium. - Hmm, I'd say Czech Republic for lager, Bavaria (your average kraut could argue about that being in Germany for days) for weissbier. England for ale.

So unless you are after a wurst or two ? - Bayern again (Weisswurst - :hungry: )
 

Alsacien

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#11
Steven said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Alsacien said:
Here is a really nice castle for sale in Germany:

http://castles.glo-con.com/property.php?property_no=AD60_1340

They are called a Schloss - but they will probably arrange for a translator for you if you decide to buy it.
Unless my calculatory thing is broken, that translates as around £680,000. About an average price for a 5 bedroom detached in my part of the world. Quite a bargain, especially since it's not likely to fall down in 3 years like Brituish new builds.
Did you read the specs though/

Bedrooms: 0
Bathrooms: 0

Furnished:No Dishwasher:No
Alarm System:No Washing Machine:No
****:No Office Room:No
Linnen Supplied:No Pet Friendly:Yes
Tennis Court:No Balcony:No
Gym/Sauna:No Terrace:No
Telephone: No Garage:No
CableTV/Sat:No Ocean View:No
Lake View:No Mountain View:No
Ocean Front:No Lake Front:No
Cellars:Yes Swimming Pool:[Private:No Public:No]
Garden:[ Private:Yes Public:No] Parking:[ Private:Yes Public



So it is a pet friendly cellar with private parking?

All that for only £lots? :wink:
This one is nicer - but a bit pricey:

http://castles.glo-con.com/property.php?property_no=AD1_14977

25 bedrooms for when the lads come round, even got 10 bogs so there should usually be an unblocked one even on Sunday morning.
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#14
I didn't notice it had no bedrooms. But I've seen Sarah Beeny's breasts, sorry, I mean program. It's dead easy to knock through and create a suitable living space. Not in her breasts, that is.
 

Alsacien

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#15
old_fat_and_hairy said:
I didn't notice it had no bedrooms. But I've seen Sarah Beeny's breasts, sorry, I mean program. It's dead easy to knock through and create a suitable living space. Not in her breasts, that is.
You just need Charlie Dimmock to do the garden (in the rain?) and your fantasy will be complete :wink:
 
#16
Alsacien said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
I didn't notice it had no bedrooms. But I've seen Sarah Beeny's breasts, sorry, I mean program. It's dead easy to knock through and create a suitable living space. Not in her breasts, that is.
You just need Charlie Dimmock to do the garden (in the rain?) and your fantasy will be complete :wink:
And Amanda Lamb as the estate agent selling it to you...
 

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