Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by diverre, Feb 11, 2008.

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  1. Anyone in Germany at present? I need to buy something from there if anyone could help out.

    Thank you
  2. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

  3. There's about 82m people there at the moment - were you after anyone in particular?
  4. What do you need - if it's legal i might be able to help!

    PM me.
  5. The Reeperbahn isn't for sale and those bits that are don't travel very well.

    Drugs would be easier from Holland

    Best beer comes from Belgium.

    So unless you are after a wurst or two ?
  6. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Unless my calculatory thing is broken, that translates as around £680,000. About an average price for a 5 bedroom detached in my part of the world. Quite a bargain, especially since it's not likely to fall down in 3 years like Brituish new builds.
  7. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    It needs a few quid spent on it for sure - unless he intends to use it for FIBUA training.

    He did not mention his maximum budget, so I tried to be creative for him.
  8. Did you read the specs though/

    Bedrooms: 0
    Bathrooms: 0

    Furnished:No Dishwasher:No
    Alarm System:No Washing Machine:No
    Hotwater:No Office Room:No
    Linnen Supplied:No Pet Friendly:Yes
    Tennis Court:No Balcony:No
    Gym/Sauna:No Terrace:No
    Telephone: No Garage:No
    CableTV/Sat:No Ocean View:No
    Lake View:No Mountain View:No
    Ocean Front:No Lake Front:No
    Cellars:Yes Swimming Pool:[Private:No Public:No]
    Garden:[ Private:Yes Public:No] Parking:[ Private:Yes Public

    So it is a pet friendly cellar with private parking?

    All that for only £lots? :wink:
  9. Thanks Mighty Blighty. Check you PM's

  11. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    This one is nicer - but a bit pricey:

    25 bedrooms for when the lads come round, even got 10 bogs so there should usually be an unblocked one even on Sunday morning.
  12. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I didn't notice it had no bedrooms. But I've seen Sarah Beeny's breasts, sorry, I mean program. It's dead easy to knock through and create a suitable living space. Not in her breasts, that is.
  13. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    You just need Charlie Dimmock to do the garden (in the rain?) and your fantasy will be complete :wink: