Germany to ban bestiality

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by merchantman, Nov 28, 2012.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

    • Like Like x 3

    FORMER_FYRDMAN LE Book Reviewer

  2. I've fucked a few German pigs..............
  3. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    Those German sausage dogs always worried me. Bloody weird things. Probably a good decision.
  4. Can't see Merkel standing for it.
    • Like Like x 2
  5. Attached Files:

  6. Are you sure it wasn't 'Hung from a horse'?

  7. Hung like a horse he says showing a pic of a standing horse with absolutely no tackle, Freud would love that ;)
    • Like Like x 1

  8. Merkel das ferkel?
  9. So if i shagged this would i be in trouble ?


    • Like Like x 2
  10. Get yourself booked in for a hearing test, it was mouse.

  11. Just lift her tail and away you go....... just don't dare ask for a nosh, like putting your dick in a shredder.
  12. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    I'd shag it,but then I have low standards to live up to anyway.....
  13. I'd have her checked out for pitbull DNA first...... you might need a muzzle.
    • Like Like x 1
  14. the bastards