Can someone tell me how I can go about getting a posting to jolly old Guterslog, due to the fact that i don't fill the main criteria. They are; 1. I don't know the 'sugar daddy' in 1 Regt 2. My wife isn't a member of the master race. 3. I can't find the inside track to Glasgow. and finally I haven't spent all my Army career languishing in that Regt, like some people.