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Germany hails bullet-proof bra

#1
It is being dubbed the new "bullet-proof bra", a new kind of Wonderbra which could help save the lives of thousands of women police officers here in Germany.

It may sound like a joke, but this is a serious matter - the policewoman who came up with the idea said normal bras can be dangerous when worn in combination with a bullet-proof vest.


bullet proof bra..

I wonder if I can take that to Dragons Den.

Plus charge the bigger ones 2 pounds more..fantastic moneymaking idea!
 

BrunoNoMedals

LE
Kit Reviewer
#2
So what do the new bras look like?

Well, looking similar to sports bras, the new bras are white, made from cotton or polyester and padded. They also have the word "Police" printed at the bottom.
So basically, it's a white cotton sports bra with a bit of padding, no underwiring, and the word "Polizei" written under it?

How the fcuk is that pioneering? I swear they sell shit like that in Woolworths.
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#3
Apparently the bra has 'Police' written along the bottom. Now, forgive me for stating the obvious, but surely by the time you've got her undressed, by first removing the pistol, jacket, flak-jacket and shirt, you will already be aware of the fact that it's a rozzer who's clothes you are removing . . . .
 
#5
Biped said:
Apparently the bra has 'Police' written along the bottom. Now, forgive me for stating the obvious, but surely by the time you've got her undressed, by first removing the pistol, jacket, flak-jacket and shirt, you will already be aware of the fact that it's a rozzer who's clothes you are removing . . . .
I'm pretty sure it's a marketing ploy!

Of course it should really say:

Polizei! Hände Hoch!