Hey guys - This is posted for a mate who is still serving in Afghan but based in Germany. Some guys in Der Fatherland must have went through this before. He is on tour, German spends his paypacket for 6 months. He gets a FB message 10 days before he is due to come home...she has popped smoke with the car, the furniture and the kid leaving the MQ. He speaks no German but can some offer a steer on what legal processes he is now expected to hurdle? I know there will be a bit of piss taking (this is arrse) but some genuine advice actually sought. He is a relatively new LCpl. I know the question will be asked so the answer is "yes the relationship is def over". She has been getting pumped in his absence.