German teen sells mum's jewels to get his dick wet

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Koschei, Oct 10, 2012.

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  1. he just wanted to taste the clunge of a real woman.
    in his case one who may have an std or worse!
  2. sirbhp

    sirbhp LE Book Reviewer

    four trips ( him and mate 2x) for 300 euros . blimey he was pushing the boat out a bit .
  3. While I applaud the young lads efforts to get his stump noshed I must say I liked the other link on the page about a Tunisian kids magazine giving details on how to make petrol bombs.

    We should have a tips for kids forum called Pre-pubescent Arrse's.

    Creative swearing for kids by P_G, how to get drunk on under £3 without going blind by The Snail, how to trap young and dumb hairdressers by yours truly and a race relations crash coarse (literally) by Door Bundle.

    It can't go wrong.
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  4. When you said that the boxhead sold his 'mum's jewels' I thought he was being really crafty and was pimping her.
  5. Eeh they get started young these days, I was only just getting started on full time wanking at 14, I was 17 when I finally got my cheb end wet (and lasted all of 30 seconds), the scamp!
  6. A late starter then you wanker!