German Takeaway

#2
Well.... that will stop him 'pleasuring himself'... such a wicked sin that is.......

Mathew 5: 29- 30. (taken with some poetic licence)..

And if thy 'todger and bowllox' causeth thee to stumble, pluck them off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not thy whole body be cast into hell.

or.... Daddy and Pals took offence......
 
#3
Not all that unusual over here; I have rather vague and nebulous recollections of a farmer down in the Black Forest doing the same to someone that had upset him, back in the late `80s. Though to be fair, if he was so concerned for his daughter why didn`t he stitch her together with baler twine or a couple of staples through the lips, just like they do in Africa. Maybe even use some super-glue if he doesn`t want to cause unnecessary pain and blood-loss?
 
#6
top drills? the bloke who was balls deep or the dad?
The only drill I know in which you are allowed to end up rolling around the floor screaming and pissing blood is from the old musketry pamphlet:

"Musket firing all right, musket firing all right, musket firing all right, musket blows up in your face...

imediate action drill: roll around the floor screaming and pissing blood"

Obviously I meant the pervy nonce painfull castration drill carried out by the dad. If the state won't protect your kids, you have too do it. 57 and 17 is not a healthy relationship (Silvio Berlusconi take note!).
 

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