German knocking shop tarifs

#1
This has been causing me far too much thinking time just lately! I only did 3.5 years in the fatherland myself (92-96),and i did adore the brothels,however like many a young squaddie,i often suffered with brewers droop / performance anxiety,which some mates did admit to also,tho others denied it and claimed it was a sign of weakness as they could "shag all night after 26 bottles of herforder pils" ,so it got me thinking? do them lovely boxhead babes still spend friday nights allowing shitfaced squaddies trying their best to shove a pathetic semi into their well used minges,and charge them the going rate still,or do they have a new tariff allowing for time,as Viagra/kamagra/golden root etc...make me shag like ive had 26 bottles of herfi pils..do they kick you out after 30 mins into linien strasse clutching your throbbing 4.5" of steel???
 

Mr_Fingerz

LE
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#3
Dortmund.

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#7
Brothels have seen a bit of a boom of late and have improved. We now have super brothels like Pascha in Cologne. Pascha || Grösstes Laufhaus in Europa || Bordell-Erlebnis auf 7 Etagen
With the global economic clusterfuck of 2009 the 400,000 registered prostitutes ("iceberg tip off the starboard bow sir" "very well, tell the engine room we need a full head of steam") found there income halved overnight they had to attract the punters. One sucessful idea was the pauschal club. You pay a fixed sum and can eat drink and fuck whatever you like however you like and as often as you like. Expensive? No 99 euros is the norm but it's 66 euros just down the road here.
The service has improved and brothels are much cleaner now (Bahnhofstrasse 92 in Paderborn excepted).
They got cheaper even before the crash due to the influx of baltic and east european babes. The old saggy titted German Helga you used to rattle one up has real competition now.
 
#8
brewers droop.....................................shag all night.......................................shove a pathetic semi into their well used minges..................................clutching your throbbing 4.5" of steel???

How's that commission for Mills & Boone coming along?
 
#9
Landsberger Strasse on the way out west from central Munich, about 4Km. The cheap whores, I'm told, sit in their cars on the slip road, but the good brothels are there. The best, apparently, is the one that says on an amazing mural "You came as a stranger, you left as a friend." Usual mix, I gather, of Slavs and slopes so they say. Round the 60 Euro for a knock, M'Lord.
 
#10
Landsberger Strasse on the way out west from central Munich, about 4Km. The cheap whores, I'm told, sit in their cars on the slip road, but the good brothels are there. The best, apparently, is the one that says on an amazing mural "You came as a stranger, you left as a friend." Usual mix, I gather, of Slavs and slopes so they say. Round the 60 Euro for a knock, M'Lord.
Poor negotiating skills there, 20-30 euros tops in a car brothel.
 

AlienFTM

MIA
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#15
The service has improved and brothels are much cleaner now (Bahnhofstrasse 92 in Paderborn excepted).
Holy Mother. According to Google that's a spit in the wind from the back gate (for those who'd upset the QM by acquiring a copy ...) and A Sqn and Command Troop hangars in Alanbrooke. Tell me that wasn't there in 1977.

Well presumably Bahnhofstrasse 92 was: I meant the brothel.
 
#16
An ol' Skin (Inniskilling Fusilier) I used to have the pleasure of working with was in BAOR post WWII used to get a shag for a tin of Corned Beef, followed (Usually) by sick parade a few days later.
 
#18
Ever seen the caravan ones?
No mate, I've been here for 25 years and have never seen a Lay-bye Lil or a Mobilematraze. Not ever, neither on the B1 at Horn bad Meinberg or at the Donoperteichen by Augustdorf and definately not at any of the Autobahn exits from the A7, A2 or B357.

Now does anyone remember the lovely little sex kitten who used to sell ice cream, amongst other things, around Munsterlager South ranges.
 
#19
An ol' Skin (Inniskilling Fusilier) I used to have the pleasure of working with was in BAOR post WWII used to get a shag for a tin of Corned Beef, followed (Usually) by sick parade a few days later.
Those were the days apparently, my dad worked the bar of army soap routine. Mind you it was no piece of cake carrying that tin of Corned dog down town....

 
#20
Parks in a layby on the A264. Your around 200k away from there Cernunnos.
 

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