German knocking shop tarifs

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  1. This has been causing me far too much thinking time just lately! I only did 3.5 years in the fatherland myself (92-96),and i did adore the brothels,however like many a young squaddie,i often suffered with brewers droop / performance anxiety,which some mates did admit to also,tho others denied it and claimed it was a sign of weakness as they could "shag all night after 26 bottles of herforder pils" ,so it got me thinking? do them lovely boxhead babes still spend friday nights allowing shitfaced squaddies trying their best to shove a pathetic semi into their well used minges,and charge them the going rate still,or do they have a new tariff allowing for time,as Viagra/kamagra/golden root etc...make me shag like ive had 26 bottles of herfi they kick you out after 30 mins into linien strasse clutching your throbbing 4.5" of steel???
  2. Linien Strasse? Where's that?
  3. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer


    cf wiki
  4. OMG! Soldiers PAY for sex?!!
  5. Oh, that one. U47 tram to Leopoldstrasse...
  6. Used to be DM50 to let some saggy titted old slapper bounce up and down on you while you try and thumb in a softie, mind you for my money, would rather have £150 worth of this:-

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  7. Brothels have seen a bit of a boom of late and have improved. We now have super brothels like Pascha in Cologne. Pascha || Grösstes Laufhaus in Europa || Bordell-Erlebnis auf 7 Etagen
    With the global economic clusterfuck of 2009 the 400,000 registered prostitutes ("iceberg tip off the starboard bow sir" "very well, tell the engine room we need a full head of steam") found there income halved overnight they had to attract the punters. One sucessful idea was the pauschal club. You pay a fixed sum and can eat drink and fuck whatever you like however you like and as often as you like. Expensive? No 99 euros is the norm but it's 66 euros just down the road here.
    The service has improved and brothels are much cleaner now (Bahnhofstrasse 92 in Paderborn excepted).
    They got cheaper even before the crash due to the influx of baltic and east european babes. The old saggy titted German Helga you used to rattle one up has real competition now.

  8. How's that commission for Mills & Boone coming along?
  9. Negligent-Discharge

    Negligent-Discharge LE Book Reviewer

    Landsberger Strasse on the way out west from central Munich, about 4Km. The cheap whores, I'm told, sit in their cars on the slip road, but the good brothels are there. The best, apparently, is the one that says on an amazing mural "You came as a stranger, you left as a friend." Usual mix, I gather, of Slavs and slopes so they say. Round the 60 Euro for a knock, M'Lord.
  10. Poor negotiating skills there, 20-30 euros tops in a car brothel.
  11. Ever seen the caravan ones?
  12. Not in 10 Mark alley in Munster

  13. We had a lad whose initials were GOC, he went to the stalls at the back of the Bahnhoff in Osnatraz, paid his money and took a rather horny and good looking whore upstairs. Came down 15 minutes later with a credit note to use when he was a bit more sober!
  14. That's what I call "customer" service!
  15. AlienFTM

    AlienFTM LE Book Reviewer

    Holy Mother. According to Google that's a spit in the wind from the back gate (for those who'd upset the QM by acquiring a copy ...) and A Sqn and Command Troop hangars in Alanbrooke. Tell me that wasn't there in 1977.

    Well presumably Bahnhofstrasse 92 was: I meant the brothel.