Germaine Greer-would you?would anyone?

Rant begins

I wouldn't, and neither would you, if we are to be honest.What is she for?How does she earn a living?Why do "people" insist on taking her seriously?Why does she have to be attributed to Australia?

Why,God,why? :cry:

Rant ends,Hole beckons,taxi!
 
auscam said:
Rant begins

I wouldn't, and neither would you, if we are to be honest.What is she for?How does she earn a living?Why do "people" insist on taking her seriously?Why does she have to be attributed to Australia?

Why,God,why? :cry:

Rant ends,Hole beckons,taxi!
THAT!!! was your first post? Your first contribution to arrse?

Well done, have a cookie. :roll:
 
The most annoying thing for me would be that by shagging her, you're confirming all her man-hating ideas about all men being violent rape machines.
 

12volts

War Hero
buggrit said:
auscam said:
Rant begins

I wouldn't, and neither would you, if we are to be honest.What is she for?How does she earn a living?Why do "people" insist on taking her seriously?Why does she have to be attributed to Australia?

Why,God,why? :cry:

Rant ends,Hole beckons,taxi!
THAT!!! was your first post? Your first contribution to arrse?

Well done, have a cookie. :roll:


It could be Germaine herself, have you thought about that? Wasn't she married to a bricklayer some time ago?
 

hedgie

War Hero
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo its so wrong even thinking about it

she is the type to wear flesh coloured tights
 
auscam said:
Why does she have to be attributed to Australia?

Because you fucking deserve her.

It's Gods way of punishing you for being criminals, back-packers and for bringing us that fucking awful raised inflection.
 
You're right buggrit, error of judgment on my part, please forgive me...hang on, forgiveness in the naafi bar? 8O

What are you wearing underneath?
 
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
auscam said:
Why does she have to be attributed to Australia?

Because you fucking deserve her.

It's Gods way of punishing you for being criminals, back-packers and for bringing us that fucking awful raised inflection.
AAARRRGGGHHH! :x

I HATE THAT-EVEN MORE THAN THINGO WHATSERNAME Oooh-I feel faint
 
underwear?............ thats so yeasterday, this is the home of commandos you know.
 

12volts

War Hero
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
auscam said:
Why does she have to be attributed to Australia?

Because you fucking deserve her.

It's Gods way of punishing you for being criminals, back-packers and for bringing us that fucking awful raised inflection.
Do you mean like in the old days and Skippy?, latterly used by the cast of of Neighbours?
 
It's wrong?An affront to all intelligent life forms?It makes me want to kill, but you'll have gathered that already?Grrr?
 

Dwarf

LE
God, you are a picky lot. As if you have never heard of paper bags and ipods.
She's female.
 

ash_p

LE
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
auscam said:
Why does she have to be attributed to Australia?

Because you fucking deserve her.

It's Gods way of punishing you for being criminals, back-packers and for bringing us that fucking awful raised inflection.
Flash 1, Australia 0.
 

JokerR

Old-Salt
Id nail it, using a claw hammer to hold onto her nostrils and punching her in the kidneys at the same time...
You have to teach these women a lesson...

Sex really isnt fun unless she's bleeding from the ears and shitting everywhere ;)
 
Charming woman. I'd leave her face like a painter's radio.

On an unrelated topic. Did anyone see Meter Pandleson get covered in custard the other day on the news.

Hmmm, bet that's not the first time he had the yellow muck chucked over his face. Definitely saw his tongue snap out in a "pavlov's Dog" conditioned reaction once the sticky stuff hit his dial.

Right off for a cold shower.
 
She is a fcuking gopping crocadillamooseyhippocowaplatypusapig.

Gobby sh1te that didn't even look good young. So many folds in the "older" photo she may as well be sheet metalwork.

Totally full of shite and has lived off her "wimin" thing by selling it to "lads mags".

No. Absolute horror that should have been burned long ago.
 

jackhackett

Old-Salt
ok - I'll see your harry monk covered auld boiler....

and raise you Suzanne Klatten: durty BMW building hoooer - delicious!



best I could do I'm afraid. Some Swiss chap apparently has the copyright on the growler shots...
 

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I'm not normally the fussy type, but when it comes to Greer the only thing I'd do her with is across the back of the head with a bit of 2 by 4.
 
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