George Michaels playlist


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Lock me up before you go go - courtesy of the this mornings Sun newspaper


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I fought the Law - the Clash


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nice one P_G

Shower time (can't touch this) - to the tune of MC Hammers, Hammer time


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Please let me go.
I Knew You Were Waiting
Hit After Hit
Wagner's Ring Cycle?
His song list is a minefield of innuendo and double entendre's. He must have had a premonition that he'd be banged up at some point, there's no other explaination for song titles like:

This Is Not Real Love


Waiting For That Day

You Know I Want To

Praying For Time

Anus Was Defiled (Jesus To A Child)

I'm Your Man

I Can ('t) Make You Love Me

Heal The Pain

Hand To Mouth (soon to be Ass To Mouth)

The problem with this is, he loves the cock, so it's not really going to be a hardship for him to be 'banged up' for a few weeks.


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Bum Rap (enjoy what you do)

Club Marijuana

Spliffing that wagon wheel

I'm your Mule

Fast Love
Father Figure - George Michael............ Kneel down my son and confess your sins whilst accepting your penistance!
Soap Bar - Goldie Lookin Chain............ Smoke it, or just bend down and pick it up in the showers.
Dark Side of the Moon - Pink Floyd.......... All are welcome to George's dark side when he moons.
Rehab - Amy Winehouse........ "he said no, no nooooooooo! Oh go on then."
I like driving in my car - Madness.......... It actually is a Jaguar, but unfortunately I ploughed it into a shop whilst stoned off my tits.


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Jailhouse Rock
Careless Fister
I Was Clubbed At The End Of The Street.

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