George Michaels playlist

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  1. For his listening pleasure whilst in enforced re-hab.

    "Don't let your son go down on me"

    Next?
     
  2. wedge_cadman

    wedge_cadman War Hero Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Lock me up before you go go - courtesy of the this mornings Sun newspaper
     
  3. "Jailbait".
     
  4. wedge_cadman

    wedge_cadman War Hero Reviewer Book Reviewer

    I fought the Law - the Clash
     
  5. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

    Hairless fister - to tune of careless whisper
     
  6. wedge_cadman

    wedge_cadman War Hero Reviewer Book Reviewer

    nice one P_G

    Shower time (can't touch this) - to the tune of MC Hammers, Hammer time
     
  7. Let's go outside
     
  8. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Please let me go.
     
  9. I Knew You Were Waiting
    Hit After Hit
    Freedom
     
  10. Wagner's Ring Cycle?
     
  11. His song list is a minefield of innuendo and double entendre's. He must have had a premonition that he'd be banged up at some point, there's no other explaination for song titles like:

    This Is Not Real Love

    Freedom

    Waiting For That Day

    You Know I Want To

    Praying For Time

    Anus Was Defiled (Jesus To A Child)

    I'm Your Man

    I Can ('t) Make You Love Me

    Heal The Pain

    Hand To Mouth (soon to be Ass To Mouth)

    The problem with this is, he loves the cock, so it's not really going to be a hardship for him to be 'banged up' for a few weeks.
     
  12. wedge_cadman

    wedge_cadman War Hero Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Bum Rap (enjoy what you do)

    Club Marijuana

    Spliffing that wagon wheel

    I'm your Mule

    Fast Love
     
  13. Father Figure - George Michael............ Kneel down my son and confess your sins whilst accepting your penistance!
    Soap Bar - Goldie Lookin Chain............ Smoke it, or just bend down and pick it up in the showers.
    Dark Side of the Moon - Pink Floyd.......... All are welcome to George's dark side when he moons.
    Rehab - Amy Winehouse........ "he said no, no nooooooooo! Oh go on then."
    I like driving in my car - Madness.......... It actually is a Jaguar, but unfortunately I ploughed it into a shop whilst stoned off my tits.
     
  14. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Jailhouse Rock
     
  15. Careless Fister