Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, Sep 15, 2010.
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For his listening pleasure whilst in enforced re-hab.
"Don't let your son go down on me"
Lock me up before you go go - courtesy of the this mornings Sun newspaper
I fought the Law - the Clash
Hairless fister - to tune of careless whisper
nice one P_G
Shower time (can't touch this) - to the tune of MC Hammers, Hammer time
Let's go outside
Please let me go.
I Knew You Were Waiting
Hit After Hit
Wagner's Ring Cycle?
His song list is a minefield of innuendo and double entendre's. He must have had a premonition that he'd be banged up at some point, there's no other explaination for song titles like:
This Is Not Real Love
Waiting For That Day
You Know I Want To
Praying For Time
Anus Was Defiled (Jesus To A Child)
I'm Your Man
I Can ('t) Make You Love Me
Heal The Pain
Hand To Mouth (soon to be Ass To Mouth)
The problem with this is, he loves the cock, so it's not really going to be a hardship for him to be 'banged up' for a few weeks.
Bum Rap (enjoy what you do)
Spliffing that wagon wheel
I'm your Mule
Father Figure - George Michael............ Kneel down my son and confess your sins whilst accepting your penistance!
Soap Bar - Goldie Lookin Chain............ Smoke it, or just bend down and pick it up in the showers.
Dark Side of the Moon - Pink Floyd.......... All are welcome to George's dark side when he moons.
Rehab - Amy Winehouse........ "he said no, no nooooooooo! Oh go on then."
I like driving in my car - Madness.......... It actually is a Jaguar, but unfortunately I ploughed it into a shop whilst stoned off my tits.
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