George Michael cancels shows because of pneumonia

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  1. Didn't Freddie Mercury get that? Anyway he got better after some Ibuprofen and a big cock.
  2. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    He does seem to get ill very often doesn't he. When he's not stoned off his nut on weed that is. Final stages of Freddy Mercury-itis?

    Shit, beaten to it by Jarrod. Great minds and all that...
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  3. Which is that pneumonia that's pretty much specific to HIV? allegedly!
  4. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    He's well fucked then....
  5. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

  6. TheresaMay

    TheresaMay LE Moderator DirtyBAT

    Indeed - especially as Wednesdays are 'Hampstead Heath night'.

  7. Pneumocystic! That's the badger! Keep your eyes peeled for the Kaposi sarcomas!
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  8. I don't think either Ibuprofen or big cock's can cure the Arse Injected Death Sentence can they?

    I acknowledge your expertise on both is far more extensive than mine but if you are correct tens of millions of Africans are going to be very happy
  9. You bastard. I was trying to give him some hope.
  10. I've been called a hopeless bastard before....

    Besides, its no loss if he kicks the bucket is it?
  11. It's not like he can even sing. Wonder if he'dfancy some Yorkshire cock, i'd be minted. Prbably not worth the risk.
  12. 50 quid says its AIDS............
  13. Good luck getting someone to take that bet.
  14. BILL HILL arnt tacking bets,,,,,,,,,,,
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