George Bush formal apology letter

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  1. GEORGE BUSH APOLOGY LETTER

    Dear

    [ ] Sir
    [ ] Madam
    [ ] Your Grace
    [ ] Your Majesty
    [ ] General
    [ ] Prime Minister
    [ ] Minister
    [ ] Other (Please Specify)...........................................

    On behalf of the United States, I would like to take this opportunity to
    apologize wholeheartedly and unreservedly for the:

    [ ] Death of
    [ ] Destruction of
    [ ] Damage to
    [ ] Assault upon
    [ ] Other (Please Specify)............................................

    your

    [ ] Soldier
    [ ] Son/Daughter
    [ ] Husband/Wife
    [ ] Parent
    [ ] Troops
    [ ] APC (or other Armoured Fighting Vehicle)
    [ ] Other Vehicle
    [ ] Aircraft (Please Specify)...........................................
    [ ] Regimental Mascot
    [ ] Colonel In Chief
    [ ] Corgi
    [ ] Other (Please Specify)...............................................

    during the recent

    [ ] Conflict
    [ ] Peace Keeping Operations
    [ ] Presidential visit
    [ ] Peace Visit
    [ ] Social Event
    [ ] 'Liberation'
    [ ] Other (Please Specify)................................................

    with/in

    [ ] Iraq
    [ ] Afghanistan
    [ ] The Taliban
    [ ] North Korea
    [ ] The former Yugoslavia (or any one or number of its constituent states)
    [ ] The UK
    [ ] The War on Terror
    [ ] Other (Please Specify)...............................................

    As you are well aware, the long term safety and security of our

    [ ] Allies
    [ ] Oil sources
    [ ] Domination over the Middle East
    [ ] Own Asses
    [ ] Other (Please
    Specify).....................................................

    is extremely important to us.

    Rest assured that this problem is now being addressed and no friendly fire
    incident like this will ever occur again. (Terms and conditions may apply).
    The reason for this incident appears to be:

    [ ] Technical Error
    [ ] Tactical Error
    [ ] Issues in target identification/indication
    [ ] The gung-ho, "shoot-first-ask-questions-later" mentality of our troops
    [ ] The child-like mentality of our troops
    [ ] The lack of any form of mentality whatsoever in our troops
    [ ] A practical joke gone wrong
    [ ] The fact that nobody bothered to tell our pilots what the Union Flag
    looks like
    [ ] The fact that the pilot couldn't remember what the Union Flag looks like
    [ ] The fact that the pilot was blind
    [ ] The fact that the pilot is from one of the Southern states
    [ ] Communication error (we weren't talking slowly enough for our troops to
    understand)
    [ ] System failure due to blue screen of death
    [ ] Other (Please Specify)............................

    Again, I apologise unreservedly and assure you that we will not allow
    incidents of this nature to take place again. Much.

    Signed, (in crayon)



    George "Dubya" Bush.