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George’s parrot...

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by walrus, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Laura Bush bought George a parrot for his birthday.

    She told Dick Cheney, "The bird is so smart, George has already taught him to pronounce over 200 words."

    "Wow. That's pretty impressive," Cheney said. "But do you realize that he just says the words, he doesn't really understand what they mean."

    "Oh, that's OK," Laura replied, ...

    ... "Neither does the parrot."