Geordies have bigger brains

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by TheIronDuke, Jul 27, 2011.

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  1. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

  2. 55 skulls from 12 different populations ... so thats 4.5 skulls per population group... hows that good science ?
     
  3. Also known as brain edema.
     
  4. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Its good science if we say its good science. Are you looking up my birds skirt? Eh? ******* scientist puff.
     
  5. Bigger brains, just denser
     
  6. Bigger brains that what??? A WALNUT

    Is that why the fools go topless in -20 Weather at football grounds

    Saying that you have Geordies like Gazza to choose from.....now can we experiment on cutting the brains out another couple of 100 of them....don't panic NO GEORDIES were hurt during this experiment they all carried on to lead Normal Geordie lives after their brains were removed.
     
  7. They were talking about Yorkshiremen not Geordies.

    FFS Geordies are only superior to mackems 'cos they have two cells not one.
     
  8. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
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    Both subsets are French so by definition 'southern'.

    Points to note: South of Berwick = République française
     
  9. Ans Scotsmen are geordies with a brain deficiency.
     
  10. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
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    Aye but at least we're not French n'est ce pas?
     
  11. It's a side effect of sniffing glue and lighter gas that causes the brain to swell. Geordies are notorious for it.
     
  12. Sorry to drag you out from under your laurel leaves (although from your avatar, you obviously do a different kind of "drag" to one I have in mind), but, and I've highlighted the key word, the article is about humans not Geordies.
     
  13. But you sided with them against the English, did vous not?
    "Auld Alliance" ring any bells?
     
  14. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
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    Of course we did. Seemed only polite to side with the winners.