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Geordie translator

"Are you looking at my wife you cnut" translates as:

Geordie - "Are yee looking at me wifie yee cunt"

Posh - "Aaare you, one's old bean, loohking at one's boss you, one's old bean, silly old dog. Goodness me!"

Ali-G - "Iz yous lookin hat me bitch yous punani."

Scottish - "Ur ye lookin' at mah guidwife ye fanny."

Yorkshire - "Eur theur lookin a' uz sheep thee cnut."

Scouse - "Ay yew lewk'n at me missus yew claptrap."

This could end communication problems between dialects, bring about world peace, end famine & even more importantly possibly even get me laid while travelling the country.

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