Geordie translator

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by stoatman, May 31, 2005.

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  1. How man! even let's you swear!
  2. "Are you looking at my wife you cnut" translates as:

    Geordie - "Are yee looking at me wifie yee cunt"

    Posh - "Aaare you, one's old bean, loohking at one's boss you, one's old bean, silly old dog. Goodness me!"

    Ali-G - "Iz yous lookin hat me bitch yous punani."

    Scottish - "Ur ye lookin' at mah guidwife ye fanny."

    Yorkshire - "Eur theur lookin a' uz sheep thee cnut."

    Scouse - "Ay yew lewk'n at me missus yew claptrap."

    This could end communication problems between dialects, bring about world peace, end famine & even more importantly possibly even get me laid while travelling the country.
  3. Not unless you've had serious plastic surgery :wink: