Geordie Gardiner Technique

Discussion in 'Sappers' started by Geordie Gardiner, Jan 24, 2011.

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  1. Alreet lads

    How’s ye arse for cracking nuts?

    Have ye heard ov the Geordie Gardiner Technique?
    Check Out: JAGSPLACE

    Why man it’s like nowt else ye ever ad

    Your lass will never have been so happy in all her life

    More than one come
    Guaranteed
    (why av 1 when ye can av 21)
    Check out post: Woman – Please

    And a stiff as shiny as ye best boots
    Guaranteed
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    All the Best Geordie Gardiner ex RCT

    PS
    Anyone know them crazy past-tit bricklayers that worked out of Girdwood 1977/78
     
  2. I recognize some of the words but they all seem in the wrong order.

    Perhaps I can use google translate
     
  3. He started a thread about 8 Regt which became a car crash (no pun). He has the faintest of grasps on reality and the English language!
     
  4. Seems we have a loon in the house!
     
  5. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    Afraid so ... poor fellow.
     
  6. Has this bloke got a Sweedish keyboard ?
     
  7. All Geordie's are loon's aint they ???
     
  8. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    Troll Feed Don't The ;-)
     
  9. Yes you know
     
  10. On the rounds I see
    Again
    Keep sharp
    And ye might get there

    But I doubt it

    Read his other posts
    Aimed at play school

    PS

    The crash was down to this past-tit and his tosser mates being pissed all the time
     
  11. How are you keeping old chap
    A degree in English is it?
    If you have a feather up ye arse
    Get the vacuum cleaner out
    And it will suck it off
     
  12. Jet oh-oh oh-oh oh
    Jet oh-oh oh-oh oh
     
  13. We Sappers and Former Sappers always seem to attract the Loons :) someone buy the poor chap a bottle of Apfel Korn and a brown bag to camouflage the Amber Nectar while he sits outside his cardboard box.