Geography of a woman

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  1. J_D

    J_D LE

    Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half-wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

    Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

    Between 31 and 35, she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

    Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

    Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia. Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

    Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia. Very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

    Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia. A glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

    After 70, they become like Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

    THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

    Between 15 and 90, a man is like Zimbabwe. Ruled by a dick.
     
  2. thats good- i fancy visiting america
     
  3. Before the age of 16 a female is like North Korea. Only a few filthy weirdos want to go there and they'll end up in prison!
     
  4. J_D

    J_D LE

    funny that. My real father moved to vietnam and married a barely 20 yr old virgin bride. Good luck to her, he is a fcukwit that deserves to die!
     
  5. Anya, I feel exactly the same about my dad but for different reasons.

    PS. I sent you a msg earlier.
     
  6. J_D

    J_D LE

    BLAH!!!!!!!!!
     
  7. He felt the same way about your mum apparantly.
     
  8. lol

    very good, not heard that one before.
     
  9. A twenty year old vietnamese virgin? Don't make me laugh (sorry...couldn't resist it).
     
  10. absolutely brilliant, all of it. I should stop laughing by Monday!! Makes good reading.
     
  11. Yes. Is there a test for that?
     
  12. J_D

    J_D LE

    RC, step this way.............its a beta test!
     
  13. Beta you say? Will I get paid?
     
  14. J_D

    J_D LE

    RC, I will pay you in kindness!
     
  15. It is tempting.....