Geography Lesson

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  1. GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN:
    Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.
    Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
    Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
    Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, genraly aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit.
    Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.
    Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.
    Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders are now unpatrolled.
    After 70, she becomes Tibet: wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages....only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

    GEOGRAPHY OF MEN:
    Between 1 and 70, a man is like America - ruled by a d!ck.