Yeah ok - I put it in the NAAFI because I can see where this is going... Can someone with knowledge about such things (failing that, anyone) please explain why on earth I have to be at South Cerney at 0530hrs for a flight that leaves at 1300hrs from Brize Norton? I'm not carrying anything suspicious. I am not - as far as I know - a carrier of ebola, hantavirus or H5N1. To the best of my knowledge, I am not wanted by Interpol or SOCA. So why can't I just rock up to Brize and get on? I MCCP'd today FFS!