Genuine list of equipment needed for an OU activity!

#1
Currently studying with the OU and the activity is 'Being someone else'.

Depending on the activities you choose you could need some or all of the following:
  • Sunglasses
  • Vaseline
  • Gardening gloves
  • Newspaper or plastic wrap
  • Different clothes.

Who do they think I will be and what activities do they think I will choose?!
 

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#2
Who do they think I will be and what activities do they think I will choose?!
You are worried what they think? Who gives a fucking rats arse what the cunts think.

Are you restrained in any way? Are there big lads on their side? Locked doors?

If Yes, we need to review the situation.

If No, nut the cunt then fuck off down the pub.
 
#3
I don't think it matters who they think you will be as they are in all probability wrong. bearing this in mind any subsequent selection (by them) of what activity they think you will chose is so close to a certainty of being wrong as to be a statistical impossibility.

It is therefore safe to ignore the whole thing and as TID has stated fcuk off down the pub.

Try absinthe - all will be revealed.
 
#4
just go as you would normally and say you are being someone else, and that someone is pretending to be you.
 
#5
From the equipment listed, I suspect they want you to be Jarrod on holiday.

Ditch the recommended list and take black nasty, cable ties, some wood, rubber gloves, a respirator and a shovel.
 
#7
No mention of condoms and lube, which from my OU experiences (and I was also an OUSA rep) are vital. Once those yummy mummies are away from family on a legit excuse there is one helluva lotta shagging going on!
 
#8
No mention of condoms and lube, which from my OU experiences (and I was also an OUSA rep) are vital. Once those yummy mummies are away from family on a legit excuse there is one helluva lotta shagging going on!
I'll use one of the glvoes and use the vasiline.

Assume you mean the residentials?
 

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