Gentlemens Establishments

#1
Having spent too much money to reveal here in both lapdancing and 'massage' establishments, I feel somewhat qualified to form an opinion.

Peter Stringfellows place is very good and I have yet to try the 1 hr private special to see exactly how special they are prepared to make it. Plus he is a really nice guy that hasn't forgotten his roots.

Spearmint Rhino has a different delivery system which does appeal, with the girls in cocktail dresses. Much nicer and less cattle market style.

As for massage parlours, London's are very expensive for what you get, whereas Manchester is fantastic. Visited a place in MCR where it was 40 quid for one or 70 quid for two, and it was a proper sesh with no time limits (not really necessary as with two it was never going to last that long). Blackpool on the other hand was disgusting and I would never recommend shagging howars there.

What are the places you have visited and would you recommend or otherwise?
 
#2
Carpenters night club, Dubai :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
 
#3
sportsmans nanyuki, just bag up first!!
 

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#5
Jasmine's in Herford anyone...
 
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#6
The Hareem- near JHQ/Wildenrath......if you're desperate
like coming back from the FI :D :D
 
#7
THE WOOLPACK NEAR HEATHROW,
BIT ROUGH THOUGH
 
#8
Mighty_Blighty said:
Tingle Tangles / Club Flair, Sennelager - if you like the women a bit rough :D
Rough and overpriced! Try the big eros centre in Halle Str, Hillebrand Str 10a (this address carries a government health warning as one of the girls is a blerk) or "An der Talle 37" in Paderborn. No lap dance but plenty of face sitting.
 
#9
I saw a picture of Peter Stringfellow the other day and while I am no professional hairdresser, I would say he had in fact forgotten his roots...

Try Burke & Hare in Edinburgh's "pubic triangle". Once you have had your fill of braw sweaty fannies an'all, there are several decent pubs and restaurants within easy walking distance - allowing the map of Uganda on your boxers to dry in the bracing winds coming doun the Grassmarket...
 
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#11
taffridge said:
Raul's Rose Garden, Ladyville, Belize.

If there is a prize for the best, What do I win?
that my friend was a shiitehole...out of bounds when I was there due to aids scare 8O
 
#12
blindfire said:
taffridge said:
Raul's Rose Garden, Ladyville, Belize.

If there is a prize for the best, What do I win?
that my friend was a shiitehole...out of bounds when I was there due to aids scare 8O
Even when it was in bounds it was an aids scare...I don't know of anyone who contracted Arse Injected Death Syndrome there but that place in (near) Nairobi was allegedly the locus for the first reported/detected British Army case...
 
#13
But you could get 4 birds, at the same time, all night, for 80 Belizian dollars, I needed lolly stick and an elastic band in the morning.

I must admit the showers were a bit ropey
 
#15
jamboking said:
sportsmans nanyuki, just bag up first!!
Please tell me that Mrs Din and her two "lovely" daughters no longer run that admirable establishment?
 
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#16
taffridge said:
But you could get 4 birds, at the same time, all night, for 80 Belizian dollars, I needed lolly stick and an elastic band in the morning.

I must admit the showers were a bit ropey
the bogs there were class too...... :lol:
 
#17
Back on track...

Palace Bar in Budapest. 100 quid for fit totty. Nice clean girls who don't charge you extra if you want to chuck it up her garry glitter. Most work part-time in the porn industry, so the faked orgasms can be a bit annoying.

Best in CEE: River Palace, Kiev. 4 storey riverboat. Nightclub, restaurant (damn fine one), casino, bars. Around 40 'professionals' and 200 very keen and pretty amateurs. Ugly girls are not allowed on the boat. :) Drinks are good and normally priced. Prices for the amateurs are about 150-500 euros for 8-12 hours of fun (take out only, and price depends on negotiating skills and how much the bird wants a shag).

There is a certain place in Austria called Babylon (actually it is now in 3 locations). While not cheap, the places are extremely well run and sophisticated (have only been to the ones in Vienna and Salzburg). Girls are amazing and there is no chance of you a. getting ripped off or b. leaving without an empty set of pods. This place is what all brothels should aspire to.
 
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#18
Try Paschas in Cologne..Europes biggest brothel .. its good apparently, though I've never been :D honest
 
#20
Best: Bratislava; unbelieveable, grab the nearest cabbie and tell him to take you wherever the girls are, Lap dancing is apparently a full contact sport, and they get rather annoyed if you don't play an active part, if you go there stay in the Radisson SAS (sp?) excellent location, reasonably priced and the concierge is a very helpful chap with a fantastic supply of talent that is reasonably priced and stunning. Apparently

Although most amusing has to be Nijmegen, during the marches in '94 and IIRC day 2 the route takes you out through the red light district, with the feck o'clock start time ensuring the girls are still working, one of the lads asked if I minded if he stopped off briefly, being half-cut still from a slightly heavy couple of hours in the beer tent I didn't object, but we didn't stop (which looking back was a bit of a sh1t's trick) and it took him the best part of 3 hours to catch up to us, but he was still smiling when he got to us.

edited for MongType
 

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