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Gentlemen, Kleenex at the ready!

#7
My penis probing circuit would go;

Johnsons arrse to Turners mouth
Carters arrse to Turners mouth
Johnsons arrse to Turners mouth
Carters arrse to Turners mouth

Repeat until Turner gets the message that even though she's a cunt, she can still suck my shitty bellend...
I hope she likes sweetcorn...
 

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#12
My penis probing circuit would go;

Johnsons arrse to Turners mouth
Carters arrse to Turners mouth
Johnsons arrse to Turners mouth
Carters arrse to Turners mouth

Repeat until Turner gets the message that even though she's a cunt, she can still suck my shitty bellend...
You missed out:

Turner's Arrse to Turner's Mouth
 

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