Gentle Skin Tips

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by swansea84, Aug 30, 2010.

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  1. any one help this guy??
     
  2. man up fag.............
     
  3. Nice, he asks a question in the right forum and you want to set the hounds on him.

    The only stupid question is the unasked question, did you not get that far?
     
  4. A wise man once told me that any twat can be cold.

    Stick your balaclava in your bergan/webbing/whatever and stick in on when your in your grot. Rip it off when your awoken by DS. I doubt anyone will even notice, and if they do and don't like it you'll end up with press ups a bit of piss taking and then life goes on! (I guess!)
     
  5. Girljuice. Never fails.
     
  6. swansea84; You truly are a bellend!
     
  7. Wankers abound at the moment; I've half a mind to start a Knob of the Week thread.

    That'll show 'em, they'll be sorry then.
     
  8. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Civvy cunt.
     
  9. Lanoline. .
     
  10. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    The problem with that, being part Welsh, its that it smells of sex too much!
     
  11. That's a bad thing?
     
  12. I've been trying to get the essence of Welshness down to a sexy fragrance, trouble is, you can't get rid of the smell of sheepshit, ever.
     
  13. I just breathe through my mouth, I can't smell anything then. Stops me calling for Mother, too.
     
  14. Oi! What you saying Boyo?:)
     
  15. OK then, how about tallow, does that get Indians going?