Gentle giant or Genital giant..

#3
The ability to drink enough alcohol required to make said arrsemaiden attractive, and still be able to get it up/not pass out
 
#6
ringdoby said:
The ability to grandslam the bed at 0400hrs, and pass a BFT at 0700hrs.
Who said you could have a lie in? Sleeping is cheating and it is your round. Cheeky vimtos. Pints. Go on.
 
#7
A huge wallet, no backbone, and a liking for pastels.
 
#8
Women want:

Peter North in the bedroom

Gordon Ramsay in the kitchen

Alan Titchmarsh in the garden

Super nanny for the kids

Jenson Button in the car

Kick Knowles for DIY

Bill Gates for technical issues

Donald Trump for Birthdays/Christmas and any other time they feel they should be given something.

Unfortunately for my other half, I have managed to get the above list mixed up a little bit. Sadly, Peter North is absolutely sh*t thick when it comes to computers.
 
#9
What's a Peter North?
 
#10
Cuddles said:
What's a Peter North?
FFS it's a...............................................Oooooh you little scamp, you nearly got me.
 
#12
johnboyzzz said:
duckula said:
Cuddles said:
What's a Peter North?
FFS it's a...............................................Oooooh you little scamp, you nearly got me.
A badger :? A shed :?
Do some research, it's really not that complicated. If I'd said Ron Jeremy would you have been as confused?
 
#13
duckula said:
johnboyzzz said:
duckula said:
Cuddles said:
What's a Peter North?
FFS it's a...............................................Oooooh you little scamp, you nearly got me.
A badger :? A shed :?
Do some research, it's really not that complicated. If I'd said Ron Jeremy would you have been as confused?
Er, yes. Do you mean a John Holmes?
 
#14
detmold_padbrat said:
arrsemaidens.. what is the best quality in a bloke ? answers on a postcard etc etc..
A wallet full of credit cards.
 
#15
Markintime said:
duckula said:
johnboyzzz said:
duckula said:
Cuddles said:
What's a Peter North?
FFS it's a...............................................Oooooh you little scamp, you nearly got me.
A badger :? A shed :?
Do some research, it's really not that complicated. If I'd said Ron Jeremy would you have been as confused?
Er, yes. Do you mean a John Holmes?
Yes, why not. The only man ever to appear in porn John Holmes.

Surely men of experience such as yourselves have heard of the legendary swordsmanship of Messrs North and Jeremy? Never mind your Neil Armstrongs and Martin Luther Kings, these are the real heroes.
 
#16
duckula said:
Markintime said:
duckula said:
johnboyzzz said:
duckula said:
Cuddles said:
What's a Peter North?
FFS it's a...............................................Oooooh you little scamp, you nearly got me.
A badger :? A shed :?
Do some research, it's really not that complicated. If I'd said Ron Jeremy would you have been as confused?
Er, yes. Do you mean a John Holmes?
Yes, why not. The only man ever to appear in porn John Holmes.

Surely men of experience such as yourselves have heard of the legendary swordsmanship of Messrs North and Jeremy? Never mind your Neil Armstrongs and Martin Luther Kings, these are the real heroes.
I'm afraid I watch porn for the women but each to their own, I suppose.
 
#18
Markintime said:
I'm afraid I watch porn for the women but each to their own, I suppose.
Of course you do. Would that be the porn that blocks out the male protagonists leaving you wondering why the women are making such a fuss?

I think this might have hazed over the point I was making....oh never mind
 
#19
I dont think any arrse maidens have replied yet markintime, it seems i am as sucessful with birds in cyberspace as in real life...

ps Ive got no insecurity issues, Im very happy with my little pink acorn.
 
#20
)AIs presumably hope that wearing a CS95 two sizes too small, girded up with a Para Reg stable-belt is what gets chicks hot?

See, we don't automatically assume you are all kiddy fiddlers or bullies...thank you.


Duckula, you almost took that hook, line and sinker. How could I be ignorant of the man who starred in monster Meet, Natural Knockers and of course the seminal ( 8O ) Cumback Pussy 8? Or indeed that ugly little fcuk Ron Jeremy? Truly an example of the old truism that if it's big enough, you are handsome enough...damn it!
 

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