On a rebound off another thread, about 5 years ago I was given a so-called IQ test, not MENSA, God help me, and not by some headhunting firm either. By professionals. Result? They said I am 3 points below "genius". It did raise a few questions I was too gentlemanly to ask at the time - (a) how do you scale your points system? (b) If I fluked an extra 6 points, what would that make me? A loony or a lucky bugger? And (c) What is a genius anyway? In my eyes, a genius is someone who can find a beer, a cig and a woman in the middle of nowhere. I know it's too easy to piss on Stephen Hawking, but that's my shot!