genie & watering can

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  1. A black bloke was looking around Camden market, he saw a copper watering can,thinks if i polish this dirty can i can sell it for several times more that i may buy it for. He haggles and gets a very good buy.Takes it back to his council pad and starts to polish the can with brasso. A puff of smoke comes out of the can followed by a Genie.The Genie say's 'I can grant you three wishes but be careful :roll: :roll: :roll: they are very strong ones. The black guy says 'I want to be white.'In a flash he is white. He say's'Man i never want to work again; flash and he is black.Hey man get it right this time listen, I want to be white and surrounded by pussy; Genie turned him into a TAMPEX.
  2. oh my bloody god thats brilliant