Genie in a bottle

A husband and wife were having an argument. Suddenly the husband picked up a brass lamp lying near him and threw it at his wife. The lamp missed the wife and flew through the neighbours' window, breaking the glass.

Now both the husband and wife got embarrassed and went to apologise to the neighbour. Upon reaching the house, they found a young man sitting on a couch with a smile on his face.

Before the couple could say anything, the man said, "I am a genie. I was enclosed in that bottle for many years but you two have set me free, so ask for any three wishes you want to and it shall be fulfilled. But against your three wishes you will have to fulfil one wish of mine".

The couple were so happy that they did not think twice and presented their wishes.

"I want millions of dollars in my account," the husband said.

"Done," said the genie.

"I want diamond jewels in all my vaults."

"Done," said the genie.

"I want holiday homes all over the world," said the husband.

"Done," said the genie.

Now it was the time of the genies wish. "So," the genie said, "I have fulfilled all the three wishes you have said and its time for my wish. I have not slept with a women for such a long time. I wish to have sex with your wife.”

The couple got worried but the husband explained that it was only a genie and it did not matter much to him. Besides the genie has given them many things.

Therefore, the wife consented. The genie and the wife had a lovely night together. Finally in the morning the genie said, "It was wonderful but how old is your husband?"

"Why, he is just thirty five."

"My god, " said the genie, "even at that age he still believes in genies."

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